The congregation is waiting for the services to start, when with a loud pop, Lucifer himself is standing at the poseum.
The congregation makes a wild dash to the doors to get away from God's sworn ememy.
Devil looks around, and sees an old man sitting 3 rows from the front, calmly reading the bulletin.
Devil walks over to the old man, clears his throat, and says
"Excuse me, do you know who I am?"
Old man looks up at him and says "Yep" then goes back to his reading.
Devil says, you know who I am, and your not afraid?"
Old man sensing tbis may take a bit, sets down his reading, looks the devil in the eyes, and says "Nope, not afraid."
Devil says "You DO realize I can kill you with a word, torture your soul through eternity, constantly remind you of every mistake you ever made, and every bad idea you ever had?!?"
Old man calmly replies "Don't doubt it a bit."
Devil asks "And you're not afraid if me?!?"
Old man sighs, and says "Nope, not a bit."
Devil yells "WHY ARE'NT YOU AFRAID OF ME?!?"
Old man picks up the bulletin, starts reading, and says
"I've been married to your sister for 60 years."