short shortsword

I'd like to see that, actually! Imagine a kukri handle without the usual slight curve to it so it's symmetrical...
 
CHECK THIS OUT!
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John Gage's GATCHET!
 
I LIKE it! Looks just like a SMATCHET!:D

AHHH but that's the BEAUTY of it! IT's exACTly what that poor guy was looking for and it's not a smatchet, it's a GATCHet! :D

I think I should win some sorta prize or somthin for solving this guys problem without suggesting a smatchet. :D
 
What is this thread about? We should be talking about smatchets.
 
So, that guy Ultra.....I see he was around for about a month or two and then gone.....I wonder if he ended up with life for "using" his sword? :D
 
So, that guy Ultra.....I see he was around for about a month or two and then gone.....I wonder if he ended up with life for "using" his sword? :D

Nah. Once he got his SMATCHET he discovered that all of his needs and desires were fulfilled - he had reached nirvana! Behold - the power of the SMATCHET!!!:D
 
By the power of the Smatchet- I say come back to life you hilarious thread!!

Been gone too long...gotta be a bunch of new folks ready to enjoy this thread. :eek::D
 
Dang...that's pretty! ^^^ Who made it?

Everyone should have a smatchet like that!
 
It's a production knife made my Muela of Spain, bought it on my last trip there. You can get them in the states, and they have a bunch of different models
 
Not gonna lie though, it doesn't really look very smatchety to me. Too thin and poky. Definitely good looking; how long is it?
 
it's a 9.5 inch blade. Look em up, they have beefier models also. They call them boar knives though.
 
I think Ultra found the Smatchet of his dreams,then fell on it while practicing his mad ninja skills.I think he found peace in the end.:D
 
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