I rented a room (subleased) from a buddy at a small 2 bedroom one bath house. I was in my twenties. One night I entered the house believing it should be empty, heard the floor boards creak in my room. I peaked down the hallway and saw my door shutting slowly. I grabbed a framing hammer that was close, claw out, ran towards my room, flung open my door, almost sunk it into my buddy's skull, thinking he was an intruder. He screamed in terror as I was also shaking from the adrenaline. He was placing a Black Velvet poster girl life size stand up in my room as part of a prank. I interrupted his effort. He had pulled his truck into the back yard, so I thought our humble rural shack was empty. I was proud of myself for defending my space. I almost ran out of the house when I knew for sure someone was in my room. Hind sight, I had little of value at that time in my life, there was nothing to steal, it would have been a smarter safer thing to do.
I did something pretty retarded just yesterday. My wife hadn't used her Ruger 22 in a while so I was sighting it in on a sand bag. For some stupid as all get-out reason I decided it would be a good idea to extend my left thumb vertically while firing a shot. Well of coarse the top section snapped back and then forward slicing my thumb but not removing any skin. I'm one of those people who gets cut almost all the time and never has much issue. We spend another hour or so sighting in and checking the trueness of a few more guns. I use the old finger in mouth trick while the bleeding persists until it stops. Once we get inside I was my hands and everything looks all hunky dory. Once inside it was obviously time to clean and lube a few guns, especially the AR so I do this and of coarse have oil everywhere. I figure it's not a big deal as I washed my hands afterwards. Of coarse before I went to bed last night I took a shower so I wasn't worried at all.
Wake up this morning and my finger is flat out throbbing. I look down and of coarse there is puss built up under the top layer of skin...
What I should have done was use the electrical tape that I keep in my 4 wheeler to wrap the cut, but in typical stupid fashion I didn't think it was that bad and I knew the bleeding would stop on it's own so.... So this morning of coarse I got to slice the top layer of the wound off, fully opening it and cleaning it properly with peroxide.
Will I do the same exact thing next time I am working on something or doing something and cut myself, probably. Do I have anybody to blame but my own stupid self? Nope, I know better.
Many years ago, my wife and I were visiting her parents for the weekend. I took my deer rifle and went for a stroll in his pasture. At the back of his property was a grown-over drainage ditch which looked like a natural deer corridor. along the ditch were many small saplings where there were many severe rubs, some small trees being nearly completely denuded. I decide to take a stand there until dark.
When I got back to their house, over supper my FNL asked where I had been and I told him I had been sitting on the ditch. That's when one of my nephews asked, "Back there where granddaddy's goats ate all the bark off those trees?"
Nobody knows the truth but my wife, and now you.
This is from long, long ago.
The climate to the south of me here in Canada has a lot of unfamiliar things lurking in nature other than what I was used to. Some innocuous, some just painful, some dangerous. I was completely unprepared (dumb) but I was definitely headed out solo (+ 1 old dog Mokie and 1 pup Tess) slam door tenting in the southern US to dodge a little of the Canadian winter for the first time. La la la la la
After a full day's drive from previous camp, we arrived after dark in unfamiliar territory at the state park on Mustang Island, Texas. I was completely exhausted. The entry looked reassuring and the gate was open, but I could not locate staff to check me in. I drove in anyway, past signs warning of poisonous snakes.
So far in these travels I had bled over fire ants and cactus spikes. While camping in Alligator Alley, I had been literally dragged into the tent by the cuffs of my shorts by Tess ... just to escape the ticks. Apparently she knew and I didn't! To this day I am grateful that I had not lost one of my companions to alligators due to my ignorance of the dangers all around my campsites.
Now parked on the beach in Texas, windows all rolled down, listening to the surf crash in, cooled in a wonderful breeze off the gulf coast - exhausted and safe - I decided to sleep overnight in my vehicle. Poisonous snakes eh? We'll see in the morning. Smartening up. We dropped off to a dead sleep immediately.
I was way beyond waking when the sounds of teeth gnashing and snapping pulled me to the surface. The breeze off the gulf had calmed to still. Droves, herds of huge ugly mosquitoes (like the undead in "Pirates ..." movies) were coming in over the windows in clouds, in waves! Windows closed now. Blood seeking drones ... the pups bit and snapped, I swatted ... but nothing stopped these incessant bloodsuckers - too many inside.
I did what always works for me in such situations. I started the car, drove as fast as possible with the heater blasting and windows open to cook or blow them out ... and headed off the beach and toward the exit so I could hit some pavement where I could really go full throttle.
But dead stop. The entry gate was closed for the night
I drove back to the campsite on the beach and just smacked and smacked ... I smacked them on the windows, on the roof inside, on the door panels, on the pups ... it was horrible ... until the last mosquito was a blood smear. The roof was smeared with blood, the dogs were wide eyed, but could rest finally.
We stayed on and enjoyed our camp for several days ... but I came to wonder if the pups had lost their grip a little. They would stare at the dunes like wolves at prey, yet when I turned to see what caught their interest, there was nothing. Zip. Thus began my familiarity with ghost crabs. Ha.
The youngest, impressionable pup Tess, would never again in her life see me swat an insect without taking cover.
One little experience in a warmly remembered camp trip overall. Would I do it again? You bet
Yeah, those Gulf Coast Mosquitoes can come in clouds. I had a similar experience camping at Matagorda. The boyfriend and I had our tent all set up, enjoying the picnic dinner we'd packed, figured when the mosquitoes started biting we'd go inside the tent. I feel one bite, then a second, then look and my legs are covered in mosquitoes. We dive in the tent, zip it up, and just have to wave towels to smash all the ones inside. The tent walls were all spotted with blood. I shined a flashlight, and the lee side of the tent was covered in a blanket of mosquitoes.