Okay, I have one. Well, mebbe four or five.
For a knife that you don't like, you sure seem to have quite a few of them.
On most modles I find the blades too thin,...
Too thin for
what?
Exactly what are you cutting, with a 2.5" non-locking slip-joint folder, that you feel the SAk blade is too thin for?
....and I find they don't hold that good of an edge for very long.
Compared to what, other 420 steel blades?
And I usually don't need all the crap that comes on them.
You never need to tighten a screw?
Or open a non-twist-off bottle-cap?
Or pluck a stray hair with tweezers?
Or pick some food particles from your teeth with the toothpick?
Or scrape or ream something with the awl/reamer? (yes, you could use a regular blade, but why dull your main blade on reaming a metal pipe?).
Or trim a finger-nail or your mustache with the scissors?
Or open a corked wine bottle?
I have one in my psk, and one in the glove box of my car. To me they are okay, as a back up, but I don't care for them as an edc.
If you don't carry one then you will never realize how handy they are.
And you'll make more trips to the tool-box than if you did carry one.
I love one-hand folders.
And I love traditional locking folders.
And I love traditional non-locking folders.
But I cannot deny that the humble Swiss Army Knife is one of the handiest and most useful knives around.