$800 full-tang tactical oyster knife. $550 for the LEO only knife, and another for the mandatory $250 tactical training course. Signed non-disclosure agreement required. Think, niche-market...
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Is that really a Tactical Oyster knife? LOL, When it comes to those, a $20.00 Dexter Russel Oyster Knife works just fine! Besides, I BBQ my Oysters, A few minutes on a smoky grill and they open up and will slide right into your mouth! YUM!
That doesn't work for tactical oysters. It may work for those wimpy California peace loving oysters but if you try it with Oregon hard rock oysters, they'll shuck you up.
Ahem...
It's been a week since the last post in this thread and I've got money burning a hole in my goddamn pocket!
I mean it. I've got a fever. And the only prescription...