A cheap piece of kit worth the money... Emergency poncho

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I used a bit of gear this weekend, on an overnighter canoe trip, that I have had for quite some time but never used. One of the el-cheapo Ozark Trails (Wal-Mart brand) emergency ponchos. I had purposely left my heavier old standby mil-surp nylon poncho at home, in spite of a good chance for thundershowers. My reasoning was that if a cloudburst downpour happened, I'd throw up my tarp and wait it out. But what happened, three times in as many hours, is a steady light sprinkle occured. Not enough to make me want to beach my canoe on a gravel bar and expend the effort to pitch the tarp. I wanted to keep paddling. But I didn't want to get soaked. So I pulled the light vinyl emergency poncho out and gave it a chance. It worked fine. It kept me dry, wasn't hard to put on or take off, didn't restrict my movement and didn't make me fear entanglement if I wound up in the water. The last is a big reason I don't like using the mil-surp on the water. The material is stout enough to make it difficult to quickly tear my way out of it if it became a sea anchor. But this couple of dollar item is thin as a sandwich baggie and no doubt I could rip it to shreds with my fingers, no river knife needed.

Once used and removed, it is not nearly as compact as when factory folded. But it did wad up nicely and stuff in my PFD mesh pocket for the next use. It is drying on the back porch and we'll see how small it will fold with a bit of time and attention on my living room floor. If it is too big to fit in a zip-loc sandwich bag, I'll toss it rather than keep it to reuse. I will be buying a few more to scatter around in my vehicles and canoeing gear anyway. For the less than $5 these things cost, they are a heck of a deal utility vs. money wise, if durability isn't a deciding factor. More durable is the cheap vinyl ones, though not greatly so. Better is mil-surp and best I would suppose would be something of space-age fabric by a boutique maker like Kifaru or Mountain Hardware, Patagonia or Cascade Designs. But for this particular use and portability, I don't think these can be beat. They can be found with many brandings, but always inexpensive. And fit unobtrusively in a pocket (or in my case, the lid of my ever-present river drybox).

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Nice review! I have a couple of different brands I keep in the car and such but haven't really tried them. I wonder if all the disposable ones are created equal with regards to coverage and durability (at the seams). I may try and pick up a couple different brands and see when I get time in the future.
 
I have military ponchos with liners in all my bags and kits. Find they work the best and are the most usable by far.....
 
Yes, I've used those since the '70's and they do what they are supposed to do also. But they do weigh just over two pounds (the coated nylon ones, not the older ruberized type) and don't compress down very small. And like I said, would be a drowning/entrapment hazard on the water. These cheap, thin poly ponchos are an entirely different product with a different purpose in mind. Until deployed, they are wallet sized.

I don't know how the different brands compare. Ozark Trails happened to be the brand I had onboard and used. I just looked at the seams and it appears that the material would tear before the seams. I also re-folded it and rolled it, bound with a rubber band. It formed a roll 6" long, 1 1/4" thick and weighs under 2 ounces. It will still fit neatly in the lid compartment of my drybox and serve at least one more use if not more.

Just another alternative to the welded vinyl ones that I love to hate, for compact and inexpensive.
 
I have not used that brand but the dollar store ones do well enough in a pinch. Fit in a back jeans pocket. Good for football games and trips to the flea markets or amusement parks. Served as a dry seat on an outdoor bench or a table cloth for a not so clean outdoor table near a cafe.

Bill
 
I've had multiples of these for years, and take them to football games when I go, too. Had to break one out 4 times last year just at games due to heavy rain. Great pieces of kit to take anywhere.
 
There are other ponchos? :rolleyes: OK... these may not take a fire-licking well, but they are solid temp shelter material, tried and true. Ground, tarped, wrappped. I reserve the wetskin poncho for freezing rain and re-use these as necessary. Utilitarian to the core and a comfort in a storm.
 
frogg togg makes a waterproof-breathable poncho out of Tyvek. Weighs well under a pound and works. Probably not as tough as a nylon or polyester coated item, but tougher than a plastic one. Available for little $$$.
 
Those are good to keep in the car, and work in a pinch for a short time. Maybe stick one in the daypack for a desert hike where it rarely rains.

I appreciate your commend about being able to tear these off in a boating accident, but similarly they don't hold up for forest hikes. I used to poncho, but now I do the rain jacket. Don't know why, I actually like a poncho better - more breathable and better ventilation, more versatile, a more economic. My poncho of choice is the GI issue model with the snaps and grommets. Wear in the rain, it covers a small pack, sit down and pull the hood over your head to eat lunch or take a break, sling it up for a shelter, ground cloth, snap it around the sleeping bag...
 
frogg togg makes a waterproof-breathable poncho out of Tyvek. Weighs well under a pound and works. Probably not as tough as a nylon or polyester coated item, but tougher than a plastic one. Available for little $$$.
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Half a pound and $10 at Wal-Mart. I keep one in my trunk, but tried it on a short backpacking trip two weeks ago. Better ventilation than a rain jacket, and I wore it for ~8 of a 9.4 mile hike in. Stayed dry in spite of continuous, and mostly heavy, rain. Wouldn't last a minute in briars, but fine for trail hiking. That's a good piece of gear for $10.

Edit: I saw a khaki colored one at Academy Sports; the Wal-Marts around here only have green.
 
Sounds like a great balance of use-ability and tear-away-for-safety-sake for deployment on the water!

For those moments when ya need something to keep you dry, but won't become hazardous it sounds like you found the perfect combination. Durability need not apply if you've got to be able to rip it off in a moments notice. Great review!!!
 
I forgot to mention sizing. While I didn't measure it spread out flat before folding and rolling it up, it fit me well enough and I am 6'1", 195# and was wearing a thick whitewater rated PFD from Astral Buoyancy. It would have fit as well if I had needed to wear my fleece Patagonia jacket under the PFD, but some larger gents might find it a tight fit. It is basicly tubular with short "sleeves" and hood welded on, not slit down the sides. For extra safety, I could have worn it under my PFD. The hood is generous enough that I could don it while wearing my ball cap. Seated in the canoe, the bottom of the poncho covered all but my lower legs and feet, was about knee length when standing but didn't require me to land the canoe and stand to put it on or take it off.

As mentioned, I do own mil-surp ponchos that I keep for other uses. And I have a very heavy rubberized hooded rain jacket that I use for work. Each of these has different uses and suit me far better than a one-does-all rain cover. I've seen the Frog Togs and may check them out. IIRC, they come with, or have available matching rainpants. They might be handy to wear in camp where submersion isn't a possibility. If I were hard core, I'd drop the coin for a drysuit @$1,000 (+/-). Many of my friends who run whitewater year round, like young Hannah seen here during a winter ice storm, do so.


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Large Leaf Garbage bags make even cheaper ponchos
They work very well indeed

In the late 70s, I used to take city folk from Manhattan out to the Catskills.
They had no spare change for gear, and the very large garbage bags worked very well for rain gear
 
Yes Codger,those come in handy.When I was a mailman,I'd always have a few in my locker for guys that forgot their rain gear.
 
Large Leaf Garbage bags make even cheaper ponchos
They work very well indeed

In the late 70s, I used to take city folk from Manhattan out to the Catskills.
They had no spare change for gear, and the very large garbage bags worked very well for rain gear
I've used those too.One time I used them with some duct tape to remove a very aggressive bee hive.The swarm of bees covered me like a blanket and it saved my hide.
 
I've seen the Frog Togs and may check them out. IIRC, they come with, or have available matching rainpants. They might be handy to wear in camp where submersion isn't a possibility.
You can get the ultralight rainsuits with pants and jacket that are the same material as the poncho for <$20, I think, and they're only 12oz total.
That's what I carry when I don't expect to actually wear it for any amount of time, or tear it up. No point toting heavy rain gear if it's just for chance showers or an extra layer in camp.

Here's my "Hunchback of Savage Gulf" pic with the poncho and a pack on. I just offset the snaps to compensate for the pack. Obviously your legs get wet if you have no rainpants on, but there wouldn't be nearly as much ventilation if it was longer, either-so you'd be completely soaked in sweat, anyway.
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I have some of those WM disposable ponchos. I keep one in my daypack all the time. But if I actually think I'm going to wear a poncho, I have the slightly better cheap poncho from WM/Kmart that runs around $5-$6 each. These will fit back in the pouch with some effort. Totally reusable and doesn't restrict movement any more than rain gear in general restricts movement. Not as heavy as a GI poncho. I keep one of these with my fishing stuff all the time. I take one with me on woods walks if the weather is looking like rain. I really hate to hike in pouring rain and will not leave the car in the pouring rain. But once I'm out, I deal with it. The rain gear also protects my camera equipment.

Garbage bags work in a pinch especially if I am supplying other people with "rain gear". But generally not my choice and pretty miserable to wear any length of time.
 
I've cancelled river trips this summer all to often based on weather forecasts of 60-70% chance of thunderstorms, only to have them skirt to the North or South of me. And I really don't mind paddling in the rain that much. I just don't care to be soaked to the bone all day. Yes, I carry a change of clothes in a dry bag, but even with a canoe bearing the bulk and weight, one can only realisticly pack along just so many changes for a two or three day trip on the river.

I've used the leaf bag before on early spring trips where I rescued near-hypothermic paddlers. But those bags are thick and tough and there is a hazard with putting people back on the water for evacuation while wearing them. My best solution is to secure them under a PFD assuming the unhorsed paddler is wearing one in the first place.

Speaking of which, with our penchant for zero-tolerance of boating laws, I do carry a spare, cheap PFD with me for use if/when I pull a happless paddler from the drink. It is a $250 fine here for not having a PFD on board a canoe, even in calm shallow water, for each occupant, even a rescued hitchhiker.
 
For hikes, I like my milsurps as many have discussed- good also for privacy for the ladies to step off the trail. My wife is 5'0" and gets good coverage even with daypack on. I do like the disposables as well. Below pic is of one of the elusive "Witches of the Peaks"


Bill
 
I have an old slide picture of my X hiking up to Grotto Falls in the Smoky's in the fog, big timber, and a light rain wearing a green poncho. The fog gives the picture a wonderful quality. But ya know.... I don't look at many pictures of my X any more. :D
 
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