And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
S,
Tis true, Im misunderstood,picked on,& hated!

No Tsimi, we understand you too well and as for picked on, we try to look after you and keep you out of trouble. No, not hated, rather, we humor you!;) :p :D
 
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Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Maybe you should send "me" your K's,ahhh,just to make sure they are clean ,sharp & good enough for you!!:D

Sorry Jim, but to get one of my blades you'd have to kill me first:D :D :D
 
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THAT WAS COLD!!!....In the words of the great Saturday AM fillozofur, Bugs Bunny, "YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE...THIS MEANS WAR (good cue for Paxton :))

More to follow.......
 
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Wal,
"TRUTH HURTS,HUH!!hee! War!!Patooy,against you & AC,it would be a "minor"no big deal!!Duck wins again!!When I find the time,I'll help explain the simplicity of wood to you(THAT ought to set him off)!:D
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...So all those stories about you living in a cave somewhere under Vegas along with yaks or yetis, hunting the poor innocent khukuris and submitting them to inhuman tests under the banner of so-called "research" (to name just few most popular) are nothing but a figment of someone's imagination?

Close. The cave is believed to be somewhere in the Florida swamps. You have to be vigilant if you are down here. His bats turn up everywhere.

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Forget the bats. Watch out for the duck guano pits. A fertilizer company thought they could dredge one pit out, moved one of those giant rigs they use on the Mississippi all the way to Florida. They started it up, dredged up a couple acres of missing ballot boxes from the last election, and then someone heard a gigantic sucking sound and by the time he turned around the entire rig had vanished.

:footinmou Oops, sorry, the FBI has classified the incident top secret shortly after one report leaked out that they'd found both the remains of Jimmy Hoffa and J. Edgar Hoover's missing files. :confused: :footinmou
 
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Well now Wal, let's see... I've ridiculed Koz, Rus, Rog, Pax, AC, Blues, a Poodle and YOU. Did I leave anyone out, hmmmmm? -Oh yeah, mustn't forget that CRAZY NDN, HeeHee!

What's that Wal? Tsk! Tsk! You don't really expect me to believe Yvsa is right behind me, do you? You've been eating crickets at the pond again haven't you? HeeHee!

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{a voice speaks out} Why looky there, our little Tsimi came out of the cave to play!

-Huh!? -What!? -Huh!?...G-U-L-P


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WRONG DUCK!!"This" duck don't run!! One NDN & A FROG!! Get real, would have bambozzled the NDN & we would both have HAD FROGLEGS(I would have talked the NDN into cooking them)!!No Cape,No Tophat & a little bitty K,?? Get real I usually have two M43's on me!"PUDDLES",not "this" duck!! Sainthood is over!! The mean,nasty,sneaky,Vampire DUCK is back! I'm snarling,prowlin & growlin!! No more posts!! Just getting K's All you will see ,on the good ones"That I want" is GTTC!!PUDDLES,FEAR "my ***"!! SNARL!! saint bwaaaa gone!!Nice Saintly Duck "GONE""!! JCFELLOWSHIP!! GONE!! I'M FREE AGAIN!!BWAAQAA! IT'S TIME TO "plaaay"
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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tsimi might mess to close to the back door, but that's not what gets him into trouble. It's his web feet and trackin it in.:barf: :rolleyes: :p
 
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Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
The mean,nasty,sneaky,Vampire DUCK is back! I'm snarling,prowlin & growlin!! No more posts!! Just getting K's All you will see ,on the good ones"That I want" is GTTC!!
jim

SHARRI
SEE! Told ya so! The Duck is bonafide Looney Toon! THe Cave dampness rusted his pea BRain! HEE!

TIme to set my DUck Trap. :p BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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Originally posted by Semper Fi
SHARRI
SEE! Told ya so! The Duck is bonafide Looney Toon! THe Cave dampness rusted his pea BRain! HEE!

TIme to set my DUck Trap. :p BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, looks like the gloves are off... Lucky me, I'm far out of his range here. Am I?...:D


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BTW, Sharri, how is the polski kielbasa, pierogi and wodka over there?:)
Another satisfied customer! Thanks, everything's fine as usual:) :) Maybe if I send some vodka to the Cave, we'll manage to put Jim in hibernation?
 
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Nope, send the vodka over here instead...Tsimi wouldn't know what to do with it in the first place...:D
 

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I'm going to miss Tsimi's halo.

Got used to using those little diskoids as point of aim back in the days of the old Harold's Club Golden West Grand. ( Saw Roy Rogers on the line there one year.) Ah, the days of my misspent youth.

Back then I could shoot 200 rounds of trap or more a day. Now just thinking about it gives me a headache.
 
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Hey Rusty, your a progressive sorta guy, ever gone to the Burning Man event in the Black Rock Desert? ...just curious :)
 

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No, always figured it for a tourist type thing.

Kinda like the Hot August Nights festival started out little and fun to see the hot rods cruising, and ended up last several years in gridlock over most of downtown and outrageous motel prices, and lots of locals pissed off and cussing, road rage, etc.

Hot Aug Nites now has more the attitude of Belfast in the Marching season if you understand what I mean.:D ;) :eek:
 
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