Based on your review, I strolled into my favorite Brick and Mortar Benchmade retailer in Sweet Home, Oregon.
I emerged with number 784 of 1000, and also received neither additional prize nor indicator of my exclusivity.
Your review didn't miss anything. I would only add that during my initial week of carry, I had to reach down and make sure it was still in my pocket, as it carries like it isn't really there. It's thin and light enough that if you wanted to carry it in slacks, you could drop it unobtrusively into the bottom of your pocket. I did so in a pair of shorts, and didn't have a problem. If I'd had any money left, I'd have tried it out as a money clip... but I pretty much burned all the pocket cash I had. Were I to carry it as a gents folder, I would remove the clip.
Feel free to call Benchmade and tell them you sold one of these for them. I'll vouch for your salesmanship.