Bionic - GAW-WINNER-229-cchu518-

you re setting a nice precedent for the rest of us with your generosity. Count me in.
 
Thanks for the giveaway, I'm in.

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Krav, this is to kind of you Sir. I can't turn down an entry, but if anything I wish I could do something for you and your family.

So, for my laugh, I have to give you my kids' conversation, they say the strangest things! :)

Daughter 1: Dad, I have a boyfriend (she's 4). His name is Ben.

Daughter 2: (She's 6) Do you want Ben to live? Because if he's your boyfriend, Dad is going to kill him.

Exactly how I trained them. :) Thanks Krav, and me and my family will continue to have you in our thoughts and prayers
 
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?....... Thanks, count me in please!
 
This is a very generous gaw thanks for the chance! Here is a knock knock joke my 5 year old told me:
Knock knock- who's there buddy- orange you glad I didn't say banana?- I think you left some out buddy- who cares knock knock jokes are dumb!
 
I'm in. I know this is dirty but...

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?

One says cock'a'doodle do and the other says any c**k'll do.





 
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How did the Constipated Mathematician become not constipated? He worked it out with a #2 pencil of course!

I am in! Thank you very much!
 
Would really like a Brous. Really nice giveaway. Doesn't get better for a prize. Thanks for the chance.Gonna be alot of upset people when i win.:)

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Here are my humble submissions for the giveaway - 1990s jokes:

What type of pants does Super Mario wear?.........................denim, denim, denim.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?..............................Look for the fresh prints.
 
I'm in, thanks! Awesome giveaway!

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