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Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Krav, Jun 3, 2014.

  1. jeffsenpai

    jeffsenpai Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 24, 2010
    I am in, thanks for this great contribution.
  2. Redmasta


    Jul 17, 2013
    My buddy is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do....
    He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife!

    Sweet giveaway thanks!
  3. James Hall

    James Hall

    Sep 18, 2013
    Great of you to do this.

    A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500,000, he takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. While waiting for the light to change, an frail looking old man on a yellow moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the Ferrari and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, Sonny?"
    The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
    "Wheeewee... that's a lot of money," says the old man as he tucks his thumbs up against his suspenders. "Why does it cost so much?"
    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the banker proudly.
    The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
    "No problem," replies the proud new owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around at all the bells and whistles lining the dashboard. Sitting back on his moped, the old man whistles and says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"
    Just then the light changes, so the banker decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph! Suddenly, he notices a yellow dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly... Whoooooosssshhhhh! Something blows by him, going much faster!
    "What in the hell could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh!
    He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again! Dumbfounded, the banker floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
    The Ferrari red lines and there's nothing more he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your.... side view mirror."
  4. JoepReinen


    May 11, 2011
    Count me in!
    How to know if a Redneck used your PC:
    10. The monitor is up on blocks.
    9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
    8. The six front keys have rotted out.
    7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
    6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
    5. The password is "Huntin".
    4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
    3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
    2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
    1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
    Awesome to do such a give-away man!
  5. Lobo13


    Aug 22, 2012
    I'm in. Thanks for the chance !

  6. Murphenstein44


    Mar 15, 2014
    Didn't read through the whole thread, so I don't know if this has already been said, but...

    A Poppa Tomato, Momma Tomato, and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato is lagging behind, so Poppa Tomato goes back, squishes Baby Tomato, and says, "Ketchup."

    Thanks for the chance!
  7. s.c.


    Mar 2, 2003
    Thanks for the laughs and the giveaway. Please count me in!
  8. TheChunk91

    TheChunk91 Basic Member Basic Member

    Aug 15, 2013
    Im in, very generous of you!
  9. knoefz


    Mar 20, 2009
    Super generous, beautiful knife!
    Count me in please.

    I thought this was funny:


    Goodluck everyone, and thanks for the chance Krav!
  10. flarp


    Sep 7, 2011
    Count me in. Thanks for the giveaway.

    Here's one of my favorite de-motivational posters:
  11. anonnomis


    Oct 2, 2013
    I'm in too.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  12. Roberto_G89

    Roberto_G89 Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 5, 2013
    wow! very generous giveaway, count me in!
    was watching anchorman earlier, it cracks me up..
    “Baxter, is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.” — Ron Burgundy
  13. Cypress

    Cypress Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I'm in! Thanks for the opportunity.

  14. Salo


    Jun 8, 2013
    I know no jokes so I'll contribute with a photo of what happens when you slip with your knew multitool

  15. wsafetymode


    Aug 13, 2012
    I´m in:
    Thank you!
  16. Somi


    Mar 25, 2008

    Great GAW! Thanks for the chance! I'm in. :)
  17. Juraj


    Aug 5, 2009
    Good looking knife. Thanks for the chance.
  18. coop1957

    coop1957 Gold Member Gold Member

    Oct 22, 2002
    Did you see the new Stevie Wonder music video? Neither has he.

    Thank for the awesome GAW.
    I'm in.
  19. Ares1307

    Ares1307 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 14, 2012
    Both of these are pictures I got off the net. Thanks for the opportunity!

  20. wolfmann601

    wolfmann601 Gone, but not forgotton. RIP Ira.

    Mar 12, 2001
    I once knew a girl named trula
    she was fat and a terrible druler
    at night she ate cookies and drank a quart
    sat and drueled while she picked at her warts
    The morning arrived and Trula hopped in her truck
    thru red lights she drove, she didn't give a..............................................

    Oh I so want this knife...........badly!!!!!

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