BladeForums.com COVID-19 Response

[Spark]

We aren't doing anything. This is the internet.

If I get sick and die tho I'm going to haunt a few of you.

Good luck, hope you have your milk sandwiches & plenty of bottled water so you are well hydrated while you burn through that case of toilet paper.

Edit: My kid now has 3 weeks off from school so this'll be fun

 

[Deinos]

We aren't doing anything. This is the internet.

If I get sick and die tho I'm going to haunt a few of you.

Good luck, hope you have your milk sandwiches & plenty of bottled water so you are well hydrated while you burn through that case of toilet paper.

Edit: My kid now has 3 weeks off from school so this'll be fun

haha, it won’t be the virus that gets us... it will be the madness of being locked up with our families for a month while everything is closed...

 

[T. Erdelyi]

Let the hoarding of toilet paper and hand sanitizer commence.

Email me for plans on how to make a sanitizer/toilet paper stove to boil water and sterilize your stuff.

Remember, I’d rather have a Corona with a wedge of lime in front of me than the Corona virus in me.

Stay sanitary!!!

 

[Dogdrawz]

Well thanks to the inter-webs, I've got Covid-19 to the tune of Come On Eileen stuck in my head. Kill me now.

Edit: Corvidae is a cosmopolitan family of oscine passerine birds.

 

[Insipid Moniker]

Well thanks to the inter-webs, I've got Corvid-19 to the tune of Come On Eileen stuck in my head. Kill me now.

If it was Corvid it would be a plague of crows, which would be much more interesting.

 

[mqqn]

I cut a corona virus in half with my 2019 BF Forum knife.

#prepared.

best

mqqn

 

[hhmoore]

I haven't stocked up on toilet paper; but I just placed orders to make sure I have enough bourbon to get me through to tequila season. I gots priorities

 

[VernonRemington]

Willing to trade toilet paper for a Mayo or certain CRKs. Hit me up.

 

[LEGION 12]

 

[Dogdrawz]

If it was Corvid it would be a plague of crows, which would be much more interesting.

Good catch! Aaaaannnnnnd, fixed.

 

[bflying]

Holy crap. Is that the 80 grit single ply stuff? Should last for a while.

 

[TheChunk91]

I came here thinking ''oh great, is bladeforums cancelled too?''

 

[1066vik]

Good luck spark.
You may start looking forward to going to work just to escape the yard apes and get some peace and quiet.

 

[SVTFreak]

Hahaha! Great post.

that toilet paper the stuff that has splinters in it still?

I’m pissed at the people buying all the TP. What the f for? I don’t get it. And I don’t have a stockpile. I’m about to have to use a spatula or a water hose! I’m almost out.

 

[GWashington1732]

We aren't doing anything. This is the internet.

If I get sick and die tho I'm going to haunt a few of you.

Good luck, hope you have your milk sandwiches & plenty of bottled water so you are well hydrated while you burn through that case of toilet paper.

Edit: My kid now has 3 weeks off from school so this'll be fun

For some reason thinking about a milk sandwich makes me queasy.

 

[1234]

I too stocked up on TP, not for Corona, I need it to test muh mirror polished edges on, the softer TP the better.

1234,,,

 

[not2sharp]

I was just ordered to leave the office and telecommute for the duration. I am not sure I can take it. The walls seem to already be closing in.

n2s

 

[Dogdrawz]

I’m pissed at the people buying all the TP. What the f for?

I'll be having the last laugh when they run out of that TP & turn to corn cobs whilst I simply turn on the spigot to my bidet.

 

[navman]

Seriously though, how much TP do people go through in two weeks? Am I doing it wrong, because a case of double ply lasts my family of 3 over a month. Also, according to what has been briefed, COVID-19 doesn't cause excessive diarrhea, except on the internet and from network news persons mouths.

 

[not2sharp]

I'll be having the last laugh when they run out of that TP & turn to corn cobs whilst I simply turn on the spigot to my bidet.

When this is over people are going to wrap the whole world in toilet paper; and you are going to miss out on the fun.

n2s