But outlawing balisongs and autos is a form of cultural discrimination
. Because you see, the autos are popular with Italians and balisongs are popular with Filipinos, so, in order to be culturally inclusive, you can't discriminate on what types of knives are legal or illegal. Why, that could give a person of that culture an inferiority complex, and inflict a social stigma against them, that would cruelly affect them for life.
People could begin to think that Italians and Filipinos are "criminal elements" in our society, and to think that would be WRONG! That's cultural DISCRIMINATION! Such thinking could lead people to commit violent acts against people of these cultures, which would be classified as HATE CRIMES, which, as we all know in this PC world is the WORST KIND OF CRIMES! So, in order to be politically correct, we therefore HAVE NO RECOURSE but to be CULTURALLY INCLUSIVE and make automatic knives and Balisongs legal, and to give Italy and the Philipines most favored nation trading status, and provide tax incentives for US citizens to purchase and carry these knives.