"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

Jack Black said:
A few tips that could save your bacon ;)

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It's been a while since I could drop to my knees and get up again. Working on it though.
Another good hypnosis trick is to dilate and contract your pupils out of phase with each other, while woggling your head slightly.
Especially useful when there isn't enough light for the sunny scalp ploy.
 
When I went to the pharmacy, they had run out of thermometers, but the pharmacist said he had something in the back for me :eek: :confused: :D

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Jack Black said:
When I went to the pharmacy, they had run out of thermometers, but the pharmacist said he had something in the back for me :eek: :confused: :D

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At least he had something for you. Two days ago i went to the pharmacy and asked, without illusion, for protective masks. "No! They're reserved to those who go to places where they can be infected." said the pharmacist behind his mask.
"Infected places? Like a pharmacy?" "Yes, like a pharmacy."
We live in a time when our perception of reality must be reconsidered without the support of the most formal logic.

Dan.
 
btb01 said:
I fixed the instruction card for your fish thermometer for you, Jack. ;) :thumbsup:

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Uh oh… :eek: :eek: :D
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Yikes! :eek: Thanks Barrett, I'll watch out for that! :eek: ;) :D :thumbsup:

dantzk8 said:
At least he had something for you. Two days ago i went to the pharmacy and asked, without illusion, for protective masks. "No! They're reserved to those who go to places where they can be infected." said the pharmacist behind his mask.
"Infected places? Like a pharmacy?" "Yes, like a pharmacy."
We live in a time when our perception of reality must be reconsidered without the support of the most formal logic.

Dan.
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Yeah, I'm glad I didn't ask the bloke for any masks! :eek: ;) :thumbsup:

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dantzk8 said:
At least he had something for you. Two days ago i went to the pharmacy and asked, without illusion, for protective masks. "No! They're reserved to those who go to places where they can be infected." said the pharmacist behind his mask.
"Infected places? Like a pharmacy?" "Yes, like a pharmacy."
We live in a time when our perception of reality must be reconsidered without the support of the most formal logic.

Dan.
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I very much fear that it is to become the new normal. :confused:
 
scrteened porch said:
Hey, guys, have I shown you my new bowls?
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Not that I'm bored or squirelly at all.
They are rather nice- pyrex, pristine, $25.44. Another antique mall I hope will reopen someday.
This sounds familiar. I have shown you my new bowls before, haven't I?
I'll fix that sig line.
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JustinR said:
My mom has that set.
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I love them, and have that exact set. A couple I know received them as a wedding present and still had them in the box when I moved out to Washington in 1992. They drug them out of their garage and gave them to me. I’ll be devastated if I ever break one.
 
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