UffDa
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GroanIINot everyone may get this.
Roy Rogers had some boots custom made. They were pretty stiff and hurt his feet, so he took them off and treated them with some leather dressing. He put them on the front porch and sat down to relax. He was about to doze off when a cougar ran up to the porch and grabbed the boots. Before Roy could react, the cougar ran off with the boots. Roy called the foreman and a hunting party went out looking for the cougar. A few hours later, the foreman pulled up in his pickup with a dead mountain lion in the bed and a pair of torn up boots. He said, "Pardon me Roy, is this the cat that chewed you new shoes?"
Groan.
A rooster stands on the north edge of a barn roof, 20 feet off the ground and 4 inches from the edge. The roof is 30 feet long and is sloping on both sides. When it lays an egg, will it roll off the east side or the west side, and how fast?
No one got the joke or everyone hated it. I see no response.