If I remember, there is a clean joke to go with it.From my dad 60 years ago:
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud".
If I remember, there is a clean joke to go with it.
There were these two mice and they had passed away and they got up to Saint Peter's Gate and they say to Saint Peter.....geeeez it sure is big up here......so Saint Peter gives them a pair a roller skates to get around on......a few days latter these two cats pass away and meet Saint Peter and he lets them through and a few days go by and Saint Peter see's them cats again and says.....So how you like it up here.....they say ummmmmm not sure yet......but your meals on wheels sure are great ~ "smile"
Grandma shared this one with me ~ I was just listening to her on a recording she made.....sure miss her a bunch ~
I needed that! Thank you.
My wife and I both enjoy a good cat joke.
She forgot to tell the officer about the Daniel Defense AR-15 that she appendix carried that day.A motor cop pulled over a elderly woman for a broken tail light. A minor violation of the law.
As she was retrieving her drivers license, the Officer noticed that she had a handgun permit in her wallet. “Ma’am, do you have a weapon in the car with you?”, he ask.
“I have a Walther PPK in my purse.”, she said. “It’s my favorite.”
The LEO reached for his ballpoint pen to write the citation. He took a breath, ready to explain why she was pulled over. To his surprise, she continued...
“Then, there’s the little Colt .38 in the center console between the seats. And, a Colt Officer’s Model .45 in the glove compartment.”
“I considered a Glock 9mm but,
the 45 ACP is well proven. Besides, I like the little horse Colt stamps on the side of their guns.”
Finishing, she said, “I also have a Remington 870 riot gun in the trunk.”
Keeping his composure, the Officer ask, “Lady, what are you afraid of?”
“Not a damn thing.”
Don’t hurt yourself!Any readers, here? I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I can't put it down.