The True North
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Behold: The silliest $350..thing.



From the CRKT website:
Get ready to come out swinging.
Arriving 4.2.2025 - It’s not every day that a new tool comes along and completely transforms its category. The Provoke® X is exactly that tool. It builds on the success of the original Provoke® karambit, bringing the innovative Kinematic® technology to a new product category. This first-of-its-kind morphing axe fits in your pocket and deploys with a satisfying flick of the wrist, ready to swing into action at a moment’s notice.
The blade and spike are secured open with our industry-leading Deadbolt® lock and slide into recessed positions on the handle when closed. Closing the axe automatically sets the safety, which is easily released in either hand and from either side of the handle. Corrosion-resistant, titanium nitride-coated D2 steel ensures the Provoke® X can take a beating; a trustworthy deterrent for all who’ve learned to expect the unexpected.
They are calling it a deterrent. Lol.
Don't even know what to say. CRKT used to at least take themselves seriously.



From the CRKT website:
Get ready to come out swinging.
Arriving 4.2.2025 - It’s not every day that a new tool comes along and completely transforms its category. The Provoke® X is exactly that tool. It builds on the success of the original Provoke® karambit, bringing the innovative Kinematic® technology to a new product category. This first-of-its-kind morphing axe fits in your pocket and deploys with a satisfying flick of the wrist, ready to swing into action at a moment’s notice.
The blade and spike are secured open with our industry-leading Deadbolt® lock and slide into recessed positions on the handle when closed. Closing the axe automatically sets the safety, which is easily released in either hand and from either side of the handle. Corrosion-resistant, titanium nitride-coated D2 steel ensures the Provoke® X can take a beating; a trustworthy deterrent for all who’ve learned to expect the unexpected.
- Unique Innovation: Kinematic® deploys the blade with flick of the wrist
- Strong And Simple: Deadbolt® lock provides incredible strength and it's easy to use
- Superior Performance: D2 blade steel for excellent edge retention
- Safe And Secure: Automatic safety prevents accidental opening
- Carry Options: Adjustable pocket clip for easy concealment and left or right hand carry
Specifications
BLADE DETAILS
- Blade Steel D2
- Blade Edge Axe w/Spike
- Blade Finish Titanium Nitride
MEASUREMENTS
- Blade Length 1.84" (46.79 mm)
- Blade Thickness 0.12" (3.12 mm)
- Overall Length 8.69" (220.68 mm)
- Closed Length 8.69" (220.68 mm)
- Weight 13.20 oz. (374.21 g)
OTHER
- Handle Material Stainless Steel w/Glass-Reinforced Overlays
- Style Folding Axe with Kinematic®
They are calling it a deterrent. Lol.

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