Ah, Bro, look at me, this is serious.
Unknown to you, your name has already been placed before the inner council. Within moments after you purchased your legume, a man sat down in park on a public bench. A fat man in a rumpled white linen suit and a red Fez on his head was already sitting there, feeding the squirrels from a bag of peanuts. The newcomer set down a folded newspaper on the bench between them. The man in the white suit asked him, "What is special about legumes?" The newcomer answered "They go unnoticed in the pocket" and then got up and walked away, leaving the folded up newspaper with a piece of paper with your name on it. The man in the Fez then picked up the paper and got into a waiting yellow New York taxi.
The taxi took him across town to a non descript building, and he then went down a stairway to a basement door. This led to a stone floored passage way to a subterranean chamber. An old white bearded man in black robes was at the head of long table and he looked at the name on the paper. The paper was then passed around the table and other members of the inner circle looked and nodded at the name on the paper. You were already known, as The Cult knows everything.
Someday soon, when you least expect it, the man in the rumpled linen suit and fez will contact you, and you will be taken to the place of initiation and sworn into The Cult.
You must never tell anyone, nor reveal the secret handshake.