Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?

[panoz77]

So a bear was taking a shit in the woods and a rabbit hopped by.
The bear asked the rabbit: "Hey rabbit, does shit stick to your fur too?"
The rabbit replys: "Well no, it doesn't.".
So the bear proceeded to pick the rabbit up and wipe his ass with it. "Thanks rabbit."

 

[plumberroy]

not in my co workers neighborhood . the use his driveway

 

[clayton c]

They may $h!t in the woods when they don't have a dime for a pay-toilet.

 

[Hard Knocks]

Does a chicken have lips?
Does a rabbit have a sex life?
Does a cat have a climbing gear?
Am I off topic?

Not too sure about the chicken lips but otherwise you're good to go

 

[22-rimfire]

They chose the trail because the potty was being used by some human.

 

[gazz98]

My Dr told me black stool can indicate internal bleeding. That bear needs to see his Dr ASAP.

Don't strain on/off the trail and eat plenty of fiber.

 

[Yorkshire Boy]

Do the seeds grow from the bear crap?

 

[mete]

I'm sure they do because if you use horse manure for fertilizer you'll have a field of weeds to deal with.

 

[Phixt]

You've all been fooled; that's GG's next meal.

He's, "In the know," and he's gonna rifle through that scat to consume the nutrients of the undigested seeds and berries.

 

[leghog]

You've all been fooled; that's GG's next meal.

He's, "In the know," and he's gonna rifle through that scat to consume the nutrients of the undigested seeds and berries.

Sadly, there may be some truth to your post.