stabman
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I don't like folding utility knives.
First of all, they just look ugly.
Secondly, cutting things is the reason/excuse for having all my cool blades...if I were to use a utility knife for "real use", then why have all the others, eh?
Now I know, some people see them and think of manly factory workers.
I think more of this:
This homeless guy managed to burn down his entire camp pretty much, and now sleeps in just a carboard enclosure.
He said he was doing fine, but it didn't seem like it so much.
His blade of choice? You guessed correctly...a folding utility knife.
I've met many other homeless folks that were able to live through the winter without burning down their camp.
They had hatchets, Buck knives (or clones), or even the occasional "Zombie Killer" knife, but not a folding utility knife.
So shun the modern plague of folding utility blades.
Spend your cash on something cool, and know that you made the correct choice.
First of all, they just look ugly.
Secondly, cutting things is the reason/excuse for having all my cool blades...if I were to use a utility knife for "real use", then why have all the others, eh?
Now I know, some people see them and think of manly factory workers.
I think more of this:

This homeless guy managed to burn down his entire camp pretty much, and now sleeps in just a carboard enclosure.
He said he was doing fine, but it didn't seem like it so much.
His blade of choice? You guessed correctly...a folding utility knife.
I've met many other homeless folks that were able to live through the winter without burning down their camp.
They had hatchets, Buck knives (or clones), or even the occasional "Zombie Killer" knife, but not a folding utility knife.
So shun the modern plague of folding utility blades.
Spend your cash on something cool, and know that you made the correct choice.
