The one silly thing I had was actually a really odd one for me. I had just gotten a ZT 0550 one day, and had been talking with my co-worker (well, technically he's my boss but we work in a team) about his son's gear for his job as an LEO. He was asking me about recommendations for knives, so I gladly pulled out the ZT and he looked at it and said, "Woah, Brad would really like this thing for work!!" and then followed that up by doing some CRAZY slashing and stabbing motions that kinda had me looking at him like, um...are you serious right now? I knew he wasn't, but the fact that he did it was just kind of outrageous, especially in the office setting we were in.
It makes you wonder what people think us knife folk do in our spare time.
Practice ninja backflips while disassembling our knives in mid-air.
Sharpen knives with our willpower alone.
Make entire rooms of salad by having vegetable guns shoot at us while we defend our honor with our pristine blades.
EDIT: I have since begun my conversion of said boss-type into knife appreciating person. I gave him a Spyderco Salt 1 as a gift, and after using it he was very impressed with the fit and finish and lightness of the blade. He has since gone through me to help him find and order a custom fillet knife for fishing, which is still in the process of being made.