Gigantic titanium alloy Minotaur axe

[toker]

Snaga The Sender. The Blades of No Return.​

The lady at the UPS store said, "That's obviously a sign." I told her it was a battle axe, and she smirked like I was joking. Nevertheless, the contents list says "Battle axe."



$250, plus $25 for insurance, for a grand total of $275.01

I would have picked it up and dropped it off for free. May have taken a little longer than UPS though.

 

[Mack]

Dang. I need one of those.

 

[Mecha]

Dang. I need one of those.

It's possible that you, of all people, actually do need one of these.

 

[Mack]

It's possible that you, of all people, actually do need one of these.

Thank you for noticing.

 

[nevertakeadayoff]

LOL, BADASSAXE!