God Bless Mothers Who Drugged Us

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The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question, ''Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?''
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I replied: I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to
church for weddings and funerals.
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I was drug to family reunions and community socials no
matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
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I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
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I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profane four-letter word.
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I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.
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I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.
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Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem America would be a better place.
 
you got that right..

ya hear about the school thats banning the game "tag" because its too agressive??? man talk about making a bunch of sissys, that can't do anything but come up with excuses for their behavior and their stupid parents are too lazy to do anything about it, and use the excuse that they don't wanna be hard on em, or abuse them. man i hate those kids
 
Thanks, Dan.
The only thing that doen't apply to me is the woodshed.
We didn't have one, but if we had, I'd have been there a few times.
I never minded getting drug to my grandparents house.
It was a great place to be until my cousins or I got into mischief (which just kinda happened a lot).
 
Thanks, Dan.
The only thing that doen't apply to me is the woodshed.
We didn't have one, but if we had, I'd have been there a few times.
I never minded getting drug to my grandparents house.
It was a great place to be until my cousins or I got into mischief (which just kinda happened a lot).

:D the lack of a woodshed didn't stop the oleman here either..as a matter of fact the trip back and forth to a woodshed may have worn him out some and hurt less :D
 
Great story Dan,
I've had to do a little "drugging" as a parent too!
Scott

got to be careful now with DHS on the prowl they mean well but go overboard at times.. tuff love is the way, and a good kick in the butt don't hurt some times though :foot: :)
 
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