help me plz

[imjustherecuzihaveanessay]

is a bread knife a good weapon? asking for a friend (please help me i dont wanna fail)

 

[SpySmasher]

Not as good as a GAU-8.

 

[Kiteman72]

If your friend's enemy is bread, then yes, it is an excellent weapon.

The bread will have virtually no defense against being sliced.

 

[sailfish]

You'll definitely knead a bread knife to defend yourself. Anyone who effs with you is toast.

 

[The Zieg]

is a bread knife a good weapon? asking for a friend (please help me i dont wanna fail)

You and your friend should read _To The White Sea_, by James Dickey. An outstanding book by the author of _Deliverence_. The protagonist, Muldrow, a B-29 crewman shot down over the Japanese home islands, kills efficiently with a bread knife. The knife features prominently in the book. It's ground to have a point, but he keeps the serrations.

Zieg

 

[summey1963]

As long as you don’t have to stab them

 

[BitingSarcasm]

If it's a knife capable of cutting Dwarf bread, then it is a fine weapon indeed.

 

[Lapedog]

Bread knives are low key the ultimate fighting knife.

 

[jbmonkey]

wow.................

 

[Wowbagger]

is a bread knife a good weapon? asking for a friend (please help me i dont wanna fail)

If your attacker is well bred.

 

[BD_01]

It’s rumored that some people regard the Junglas somewhat superior.
Other than that, you should be good to go.

 

[HappyDaddy]

Yes, if you have the time and patience for the necessary sawing.

 

[MolokaiRider]

Perfect weapon for fighting off the munchies.

 

[BD_01]

Perfect weapon for fighting off the munchies.

Wow, it only took 13 posts for this thread to find its winner!

 

[Kiteman72]

is a bread knife a good weapon? asking for a friend (please help me i dont wanna fail)

Ok, don't let these jokers give you too hard a time.

I assume your friend wants to play some kind of weird "chef" or "cook" character and a good Dungeon Master rewards creativity like that. I would allow a bread knife as a weapon proficiency, but the damage is going to be either 1d2 or 1d3, not the standard 1d4 damage granted to knives. Also, bread knives might be harder to replace in an adventuring situation because your average goon or goblin is going to have a regular knife.

Eventually, as the campaign progresses, I would probably reward his character with a +4 bread knife of giant slaying or something like that.

 

[MittenStateMashers]

Bread knife


Back up

 

[wire edge]

Our household is gluten free.

 

[vanadium]

The Cold Steel Voyager XL Vaquero is the best bread knife ever conceived by mankind.

 

[imjustherecuzihaveanessay]

You'll definitely knead a bread knife to defend yourself. Anyone who effs with you is toast.

you saw the opportunity and took it, well done

 

[Kiteman72]

The Cold Steel Voyager XL Vaquero is the best bread knife ever conceived by mankind.

I'm going to try that next time I get some unsliced bread.