Hurricane Survival Kit

[Raymond Richard]

Survival Kit:

Mustard.............................................check

Cheetos.............................................check

Toilet Paper........................................check

Bud Light............................................check

Keystone Ice.......................................check

Budweiser...........................................check

Red Dog..............................................check

Misc. other bottles of alcohol................check

Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...check

 

[Greg Covington]

By the looks of the "chickeedoo"...he probably needs all the alcohol

 

[NickWheeler]

Ya might be a redneck if...

 

[B . Buxton]

Hey you guys quit making fun of my brother and sister-in-law. Looks like Bro. is heading out for a weekend at the beach. I just never could understand what he seen in her though, she always makes him do all the work. Yep, typical hillybilly gone big city.

Bill

 

[micad]

Given enough beer most any ol' gal can get down right perrty...........this guy's at least a keg short!

 

[jhiggins]

Jeff Daniels said, "You can drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat girl thin."

 

[Steve Hayden]

Jeff Daniels said, "You can drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat girl thin."

I guess you never got down in Mexico on a cheap tequila drunk when you lived in Tejas?