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Perhaps the most common argument against the little giant Victorinox MiniChamp is that it's packed with bunch of silly features that you don't really need. Indeed it might be too feature packed for most people but since when has the multitool and knife community made any sense to begin with when it comes to carrying stuff? Now that I have carried the tool on and off for few years I have come to the realization that the MiniChamp packs lots of hidden features that might be overlooked by hasty judgement.
First tool is the infamous cocaine spoon. Since most – like me – don't do cocaine it actually works as last ditch screwdriver. If you ever notice yourself trapped in the nuclear launch silo and the only way out is the conveniently placed panel with soviet era flat screws the cocaine spoon might just save the day! The spoon even fits some behemoth cross head screws but obviously there is not much torque you are getting out of it.
Other functions that I have found for the spoon: scraping moustache wax out of deep tins, squeezing things (steel finger nail), light prying.
Then we have the small flat head driver. This tool is another great steel finger nail to open pesky electronic devices and other nail breaker gizmos. Obviously it works best for small flat heads but it also works with regular cross headed screws (see emergency nuclear silo evacuations above). The flat head driver has little bit of ruler on the side if you need to measure... tiny things. It has 35mm in metrics and something and something inches.
The hilariously named pill bottle opener and cotton picker hook tool is much more useful as clam shell package opener or safety cutting blade. It works very effectively against hard plastic. The tool also has flat grind ”chisel-ish” blade for scraping.
Then we have the crafty straight blade. I usually use this for little marking and crafting pull cuts but also for scraping things. I haven't bothered sharpening this to anything too sharp because it looks like it's about to disappear on the next sharpening job. It's a great blade for getting into narrow spots for cleaning things and such.. and poking.
The nail file tool is arguably the most radical tool of the buch. I don't do much nail filing myself but there seems to be big fan base for it. The tip of this tool has the nail cleaner end but I filed the tip to bad micro screwdriver that can adjust away most of the loosiness on glasses and such. It's not the best but works in a pinch!
Scissors. What can be said about the scissors? Anyone who uses Victorinox scissors knows how damn good they are.
Then there's the regular blade. This one is much more stout than the little crafty blade. You can actually sharpen this thing too! I have also regrinded this thing a bit for better performance. By some reason Victorinox sharpens these like prybars. When you whip this bad boy out everyone knows you are the most sexually confident man or a badass lady in the room. But then again the decent appearance makes everyone be like "aaaaw that's a nice handy looking blade there mate!". But don't be fooled: it is very useful and practical blade. After all, it is not the size that matters but how you use it!
Finally we have the combo tool of bottle opener, wire bender/stripper and small cross headed screwdriwer. Not much to say about it here other than that it works. The bottle opener especially is great way to save a party when someone goes unprepared for the night out!
First tool is the infamous cocaine spoon. Since most – like me – don't do cocaine it actually works as last ditch screwdriver. If you ever notice yourself trapped in the nuclear launch silo and the only way out is the conveniently placed panel with soviet era flat screws the cocaine spoon might just save the day! The spoon even fits some behemoth cross head screws but obviously there is not much torque you are getting out of it.
Other functions that I have found for the spoon: scraping moustache wax out of deep tins, squeezing things (steel finger nail), light prying.


Then we have the small flat head driver. This tool is another great steel finger nail to open pesky electronic devices and other nail breaker gizmos. Obviously it works best for small flat heads but it also works with regular cross headed screws (see emergency nuclear silo evacuations above). The flat head driver has little bit of ruler on the side if you need to measure... tiny things. It has 35mm in metrics and something and something inches.


The hilariously named pill bottle opener and cotton picker hook tool is much more useful as clam shell package opener or safety cutting blade. It works very effectively against hard plastic. The tool also has flat grind ”chisel-ish” blade for scraping.

Then we have the crafty straight blade. I usually use this for little marking and crafting pull cuts but also for scraping things. I haven't bothered sharpening this to anything too sharp because it looks like it's about to disappear on the next sharpening job. It's a great blade for getting into narrow spots for cleaning things and such.. and poking.

The nail file tool is arguably the most radical tool of the buch. I don't do much nail filing myself but there seems to be big fan base for it. The tip of this tool has the nail cleaner end but I filed the tip to bad micro screwdriver that can adjust away most of the loosiness on glasses and such. It's not the best but works in a pinch!

Scissors. What can be said about the scissors? Anyone who uses Victorinox scissors knows how damn good they are.

Then there's the regular blade. This one is much more stout than the little crafty blade. You can actually sharpen this thing too! I have also regrinded this thing a bit for better performance. By some reason Victorinox sharpens these like prybars. When you whip this bad boy out everyone knows you are the most sexually confident man or a badass lady in the room. But then again the decent appearance makes everyone be like "aaaaw that's a nice handy looking blade there mate!". But don't be fooled: it is very useful and practical blade. After all, it is not the size that matters but how you use it!

Finally we have the combo tool of bottle opener, wire bender/stripper and small cross headed screwdriwer. Not much to say about it here other than that it works. The bottle opener especially is great way to save a party when someone goes unprepared for the night out!
