In the intrest of promoting safety... unofficial ugliest safety glasses thread !

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I'll start off with the new prescription birth controll glasses I got yesterday.

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Birth controll glasses because you have no chance with any woman who sees you wearing them. That being said, when working with metal i want the best protection for my eyes, thus the big aviator frame glasses with side and top shields are a must. I'd rather look bad when smithing than lose my sight.
 
Oh I don't know. Looks like yur bringin back sexy to me :D :thumbup:
 
After Basic and Tech school I got a ton from my sweetie. Even with the BCG's. Who cares how you look, as long as you are protecting your ability to see. To me you look :cool:

-Mike Sheffield
 
I have to wear a full face shield or I can't wear my respirator at the same time... my honker is too big!!

...that alone might be construed as a form of natural birth control, no?
 
I were saftey glasses in the smitty and when in my shop grinding and etc I have modified a set of optivision magnifying lenses by adding a face sheild to them. The lences and the face shield pivot on the same adjustable pivots so I can run either or both.

By the way they now have safety glasses with small bifocals in the bottom for us more "experienced" guys
 
I have to wear a full face shield or I can't wear my respirator at the same time... my honker is too big!!

...that alone might be construed as a form of natural birth control, no?

Probably would have in germany, early 40's

Sterotype jews had big honkers, just look at any old wartime nazi propraganda cartoons, a big honkr would definately count as birth control if it causes a trip to the local gas chamber before you manage to chat up a pretty blonde babe :jerkit:


I use a pair of standard saftey glasss that came with the paslode gas nailer. with my prescripts under them, call me sixeyes :D
 
The turtleneck and beard gives you a real '70's look. I think you're SERIOUSLY underestimating how you'll do with the ladies in that get up. Get out there and get some! :D
 
I know of an old time blacksmith that calls all the metal chunks in his eyes stupids. "That there is a stupid." "That there is a really big stupid." I think you have the right idea.
 
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