Don't you wish, buck-o! HA! The HI Goddess of Love and All Things Nice bequeathed it to me ages ago to insure that it was far removed from the eyes of the evil Upper West Coasties. Vicious varmints, everyone! There's one behind every bush, tree trunk, and ATM machine. It's also to be used to keep the wild, and half-nekkid, stone-age dwelling Neandertexicans from migrating upward into the far reaches of Washington State and British Columbia. See Local Ordinance 486.23, section 12B. (all other curved spines don't rate capital letters, you know.) And Bosco gotta use it to bring in this years corn crop. Makes silage outta the stalks and sells it to the gasohol industry for spending money and super hero leotards.