Funny story, a couple of months ago I was cutting a tomato. I was using a kitchen knife that my girlfriend makes me intentionally keep extra dull so she doesn't cut herself.

So there I am with a half cut tomato, trying to make another slice. The thing was so dull I was sawing and putting extra force and the whole tomato just kind of "rolled" and the knife came down on my finger. Cut it pretty good. Not worth stitches, but worse than I've done with any of my "dangerously sharp" knives in the last 20 years. Well, guess what? That was all HER fault for making me keep the knife so dull!!!

See?? Two can play at that game!