KA-BAR Chat thread - Come on in the house

[Jerry D.]

Shave MOOOSE into your chest hair and lay a Ka-Bar across your titties. That'll get 'em talking!

Good point.... Its spelled MOUSE, right?

 

[TBL]

But not an automatic in? damn... I was getting my razor out

 

[Guyon]

But not an automatic in? damn... I was getting my razor out

That's a name your number event.*


*below 999

 

[TBL]

That's a name your number event.*

And the spelling you prefer? Mooose? Moose? Moozes?

I'm mapping it out... the M and the E is kinda childs play... those O's and S's will take some skill

 

[Guyon]

You can spell it "Mewz" for all I care. Post it in its own thread and claim whatever number you want.*

*below 999

 

[TBL]

Where shall I post the pictures? here or in the application thread

 

[NCSlice]

Gah, no fair. I have no chest hair. I can put a 35 on one butt cheek and a OW on the other then stand on my head.
It will read MO*SE! Hahaha
I laugh at my own jokes...

 

[Guyon]

Gah, no fair. I have no chest hair. I can put a 35 on one butt cheek and a OW on the other then stand on my head.
It will read MO*SE! Hahaha
I laugh at my own jokes...

That would totally work. Make sure we can't see your twig and berries or the second "O", and 444 is all yours.

 

[Guyon]

Gah, no fair. I have no chest hair. I can put a 35 on one butt cheek and a OW on the other then stand on my head.
It will read MO*SE! Hahaha
I laugh at my own jokes...

The more I think about it, we need the second "O," but BFC rules prohibit you from spreading cheeks. Can you use a pastie of some sort?

 

[Guyon]

Just in case anybody missed it, there's a BK-5 being given away in General.
http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1271193-GIVEAWAY!-Fifteen-Years-at-Bladeforums

 

[TBL]

The more I think about it, we need the second "O," but BFC rules prohibit you from spreading cheeks. Can you use a pastie of some sort?

ROFL my wife made a similar joke last night. Because I have more hair on my butt she said I would of had an easier time shaving it there instead. I said that the angles would be bad and with a mirror it would take some serious skills to get that done. I'll spare the internet the horror of my behind, or wait for the proper challenge

 

[Noswad0208]

Why did I have to click on this thread.

 

[Noswad0208]

So wait, we get a matching BH/KBK number if we do some kind of stunt? What exactly do you consider a "stunt"?

 

[TBL]

It is offered if you request it after you do something 'special'

I'm going to leave 352 for somebody else, I know that number is special to someone.

 

[Noswad0208]

I know, but at the moment I lack the ability to shave a mod's name into my back hair or do a GAW. Just trying to figure out what exactly would be considered a worthy stunt.

 

[TBL]

Only the powers that be can answer that one! I'm sure there is something for ya

 

[Noswad0208]

Only the powers that be can answer that one! I'm sure there is something for ya

Bring it, mods.

 

[Guyon]

Bring it, mods.

I illuminated the night sky with the Moose signal. He'll be with you shortly.

 

[Noswad0208]

I illuminated the night sky with the Moose signal. He'll be with you shortly.

Nananananananana MOOSE-MAN!!

 

[Moosez45]

Yesh? We have a need for an off the chain contest.........??

Let me just dip into my utility belt here and.......awwww jeez.....hold on......damn snaps......just a sec.
.....

Ok, I can't get it open. Damn hooves........

I'll get this thing open here shortly .......then it's on.

Moose