KA-BAR Is Proud To Become The Official Knife Of The Space Force. We Give You ... The SPACE-BAR!

[OFFICIAL_KA-BAR]

After months of hard fought negotiations we are thrilled to finally announce the news: KA-BAR is proud to be the official knife of the Space Force, our nation’s “knife hand” on the extraterrestrial front. USMC CPT. Steven Hiller said “I’m just a little anxious to get up there and whoop ETs ass”

 

[eveled]

Wow! That’s big news! Hope they don’t pay you in space dust.

 

[gunsil]

Photos?? I think Capt Hiller has it all wrong with a typical poor idea of "kickin ET ass", he should be thinking of all the fabulous things he could learn from such a space traveler. If ET did show up here Hiller certainly would be more likely to get his kicked if he disturbed one and certainly no knife would be a match for any being that could get here from space.

 

[GeofS]

April Fools Day!

 

[Xr6x]

April Fools Day!