You want me to hit a pumpkin with a knife from at least 5 feet?
I better plant some of my own and lots of Miracle Grow. Gonna have to be a big arse pumpkin.
I'm a rookie tomahawk thrower, might as well use it, doubt I could hit the pumpkin with it neither. But soon I will. Personal challenge.
Here is our entry in the 2014 punkin carving contest. These three photos depicts the accomplishment of Team Kesar Lal a' la Bookie. Eat yer heart out, Bawanna...an' no fair havin' Cutie Curls bribe or seduce the judges!
[/URL][/IMG] Doin' some fine work with a rather large blade. Were pretty hard stayin' on the lines. Glad it ain't dot to dot!
[/URL][/IMG] Kesar is gettin' with the program and gougin' the feller's eye ball out. Giv'em hell, Kesar!!
[/URL][/IMG] The ol' eight track was crankin' out some Queen motivatin' us on to perfection. Sure enough, here's our pride and joy. (Kinda makes me think of Karda without his shark outfit on.) Kesar wanted to jump inna photo and git his picture taken with our winning entry.
Here is our entry in the 2014 punkin carving contest. These three photos depicts the accomplishment of Team Kesar Lal a' la Bookie. Eat yer heart out, Bawanna...an' no fair havin' Cutie Curls bribe or seduce the judges!
[/URL][/IMG] Doin' some fine work with a rather large blade. Were pretty hard stayin' on the lines. Glad it ain't dot to dot!
[/URL][/IMG] Kesar is gettin' with the program and gougin' the feller's eye ball out. Giv'em hell, Kesar!!
[/URL][/IMG] The ol' eight track was crankin' out some Queen motivatin' us on to perfection. Sure enough, here's our pride and joy. (Kinda makes me think of Karda without his shark outfit on.) Kesar wanted to jump inna photo and git his picture taken with our winning entry.
Oh wait, my neighbors only have two pumpkins. They'd notice one going missing, especially if it came back with chunks missing.
Here's a thought: Leave a note where the pumpkin was, along with the seeds and inner pulp, saying something like:
"There's nothing for me in being a pumpkin, I have no ambition, no meaning in my life. A GOURD! I could have been a gourd! But no...I'm just a pumpkin and I just can't go on. I'm going to end it all. Tell Linus I'm not coming this year either.
Good-bye"
Is it bad that I'm considering doing just that?