knife dreams

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all obsessions tend to wriggle into our subconscious dreamspace every once and a while, knives are no different.

last night I had a dream that I bought a buck hoodlum and I decided that I wanted to take it apart and take the coat off the blade and was devastated to see that under the coat the blade wasn't steel but instead that shitty ceramic material some kitchen knives are being made of, and the tang was only 1/4 the handle deep!
...nightmare...

Anyways, what kind of knife dreams have you guys and gals had???
 
I've had a ton of dreams where i end up having a knife somewhere i CANT have a knife with me.
Get all scared and panicky,
then wake up.
 
I've had a ton of dreams where i end up having a knife somewhere i CANT have a knife with me.
Get all scared and panicky,
then wake up.

I've had these... I hate it.

I think the only knife ever to be in my dreams was my Izula, and I was watching someone cut themselves with it by accident. I do not like to lend my knives out to people
 
I've experienced that but never dreamt it.

My dream is the opposite, I really NEED a knife but for some reason don't have one. Sometimes it's because I'm dreaming I'm on a plane or whatever, other times it's just my own damn fault I didn't bring one. The latter is worse.
 
I had this dream that dericdesmond and I were in some kind of office building in a city being overrun by violent werewolves with white fur, and I had a kukri and he had his Nuclear Butter Knife, and we were battling them off (note: I've never actually met Eric in person before but he used to have this avatar of a crazy-looking dude with long hair and beady eyes, so that's what my subconscious made him out to be), trying to work our way down to street level, when we reached the mezzanine of the lobby and one of the werewolves jumped all the way up at us from the ground floor, surprising us. We killed it but not before it scratched Eric, "infecting" him with the lycanthrope virus or whatever. Knowing he was going to turn soon, he handed me his knife and told me to put him out of his misery. I was reluctant to do so but I quickly put him down as I saw a white hairs start to form a mane around his neck.

It was tough being alone, losing a valuable ally, but at least I was dual wielding two huge knives. The dream promptly ended and I didn't get to experience that awesomeness, unfortunately.
 
Actually, yeah, I had this other dream where I was exploring some lost, ancient Aztec ruins with Conan O'Brien and some random dude named Jason (doesn't actually exist), when we moved a boulder from in front of this cave entrance and suddenly all these large, violent birds started flying out. They tried to attack us but we kept on throwing a bunch of huge choppers at them, so at first it was kind of like a contest and we were laughing and seeing who could hit the most birds. It was fun throwing them, but that quickly turned to panic when we were eventually overwhelmed, knocked unconscious, captured by the birds, and separated. When I woke up, I was in a bed on the first floor of my old college's library, and Hillary Clinton came out of a room to me and told me that I was "pired" (fired?) under suspicion of being a terrorist.

I don't know how much that dream had to do with knives, though.
 
I've had dreams where I look down to see what I am EDCing and it is a POS made-in-china folder or a S&W or something
 
I had a dream last night that I took two fixed blade knives to Henley's to have sheaths made for them.
This might be due to the fact that I have to go to Henley's to have sheaths made for them...

Sometimes I have a dream that I have some obscenely expensive knife that I was thinking of buying, which often leads to me buying an obscenely expensive knife.:)
 
Was about to use my ZT0200. As I flipped it open I saw the blade had changed from 154cm to some cheap, blunt stainless steel.
 
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