Knife Jokes

[Kevin McGovern]

I'm designing a knife. I want to use CAD, but I'm drawing a blank.

 

[KnuckleDownKnives]

I'm designing a knife. I want to use CAD, but I'm drawing a blank.

I don't get the point of your joke.

 

[Kevin McGovern]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith. I brought him home, and he made a bolt for the door.

 

[Kevin McGovern]

I was feeling hungry, so I made a bastard sword and now I'm feeling fuller.

 

[Darrin Sanders]

How can you tell when a knifemaker has been eating KFC?


His fingers are clean.

 

[Geoff Flato]

How many knifemakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one.
How many knifemakers it takes to afford a lightbulb is a different question.

 

[Kevin McGovern]

I'm glad you fellows are handling this thread well. It bolsters my faith in all of you.

 

[Britt_Askew]

The metal dust on your grinder catches fire while your grinding so you take a deep breath and blow.... then you realize you need to take your mask off first. .... Well not a joke but I laughed

 

[Jason Fry]

Y'all are really on the cutting edge of knife humor.

 

[skillgannon]

My knifes

 

[Kevin McGovern]

People who make daggers are cowards, they're spineless

 

[Chris Lyons]

Why did the group of people walking by stop and watch a blacksmith do his work?

-He was riveting.

ba-dum-tss

 

[Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith]

You guys are pretty sharp.

Not a joke, but the truth - There was a member here who contacted me about how to change his username to his real name. That is usually a good idea, but I convinced him that "Blunt Knives" was not the wisest choice.

 

[Chris Lyons]

Why was the steel angry? It lost its temper.

 

[Kevin McGovern]

After repeated attempts at etching damascus, I saw a pattern developing.

 

[Jesse Smith]

This thread has me in stitches. You guys are really cutting it up in here. Though the scale of these jokes are tapering off, I could handle some more.

 

[Kevin McGovern]

I was going to make a wharncliffe but decided it was pointless.

 

[Jesse Smith]

The edge is the point of a knife.

 

[scott.livesey]

Honyaki

 

[scott.livesey]

Folks who worry that the rimbyo they ordered from Master Abe will be polished by an apprentice because the chief polisher is out of the country on vacation.