Knife Jokes

[DAMNENG]

I having a little trouble getting a grip on this thread, but I think I can handle it. Until then I'll forge ahead, or maybe a knife.

 

[BartlettBlades]

A man bought a forged knife from Pakistan, later on he found out it was a forgery

 

[i4Marc]

You guys are cutting it up pretty good. Keep your nose to the grindstone!

 

[Jesse Latham]

Yes I did make a Flipper on porpoise.

 

[T.Saslow]

A steady income
-Tanner

 

[Robert Erickson]

What do you call a knife maker with a cold heart?

 

[WC53]

This thread is dull and pointless, we need something on the cutting edge

 

[Kevin McGovern]

What do you call a knife maker with a cold heart?

Loveless

 

[Kevin McGovern]

Sorry if this thread caught some of you off guard.

 

[i4Marc]

The point is to be on guard so you're not the butt of the joke. But if you are, you can handle it.