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Man, I've been gone for a few days and I miss word of the Alien invasion!! Holy Crap!
I'm having a tough time beating back the hoardes, but here in Iowa, they're not really too bad. Apparantly they don't like all the corn and agricultural chemicals. Who knows?
Anyhow, between my 18" WWII and my grandpappy's old shotgun, I'm holding up surprisingly well. But I think I see another landing ship on the way (Yup, French flag. Must be them.)
Tell you what, I'm in a tight spot. I'll make a deal with you:
I'll round up all the fresh, prime Iowa beef and pork I can possibly find (really limitless, I should think), and maybe try to steal an abandoned heavy-lift helicopter or something. No, I'm not a pilot, but that's beside the point. Then, in a dramatic escape sequence, I will single-handedly shoot down that landing ship with grandpa's old Remington and escape to Montana with enough steaks and chops to last at least a year.
All I ask in return is a more suitable gun and maybe some toilet paper. It's getting pretty scarce.
A little later, we'll have to rig up the chopper with a khuk-launcher or something. Just aim with the cho and FIRE! Plus, their bent shape means they'll always return after use.
Sounds like a plan to me!
Nam
I'm having a tough time beating back the hoardes, but here in Iowa, they're not really too bad. Apparantly they don't like all the corn and agricultural chemicals. Who knows?
Anyhow, between my 18" WWII and my grandpappy's old shotgun, I'm holding up surprisingly well. But I think I see another landing ship on the way (Yup, French flag. Must be them.)
Tell you what, I'm in a tight spot. I'll make a deal with you:
I'll round up all the fresh, prime Iowa beef and pork I can possibly find (really limitless, I should think), and maybe try to steal an abandoned heavy-lift helicopter or something. No, I'm not a pilot, but that's beside the point. Then, in a dramatic escape sequence, I will single-handedly shoot down that landing ship with grandpa's old Remington and escape to Montana with enough steaks and chops to last at least a year.
All I ask in return is a more suitable gun and maybe some toilet paper. It's getting pretty scarce.
A little later, we'll have to rig up the chopper with a khuk-launcher or something. Just aim with the cho and FIRE! Plus, their bent shape means they'll always return after use.
Sounds like a plan to me!
Nam