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Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by cbrstar, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. cbrstar

    cbrstar Gold Member Gold Member

    809
    Sep 7, 2015
    Maybe you live somewhere where you can proudly display your knife without fear. But unfortunately where I live if a cop see's your knife and doesn't believe you it's a tool, and your the best boy scout ever! It's going to be confiscated or worse prison time.

    Here's mine it's a Parker Bro's I found in the pawn shop one day.

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    Now let see your knife that you would have a hard time explaining.
     
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2018
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  2. cbrstar

    cbrstar Gold Member Gold Member

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    Sep 7, 2015
    Man that pic looked a lot smaller and less blurry on my imgur screen.
     
  3. Mecha

    Mecha Madscienceforge.com Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Dec 27, 2013
    They always let you off the hook when you say "please."
     
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  4. cbrstar

    cbrstar Gold Member Gold Member

    809
    Sep 7, 2015
    You must be WAY better looking then me lol
     
  5. Mecha

    Mecha Madscienceforge.com Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Dec 27, 2013
    lolz :D
     
  6. RBid

    RBid

    Apr 6, 2014
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    I live in Oregon, so I don’t have legal concerns. The “hard time explaining” part is another matter. Top left: the Microtech Death on Contact.

    Person: “why do you have that?”

    Me: “uhhh... boxes?”

    Person: “you don’t ne-“

    Me: “WE WANTS THE PRECIOUSSSS!!!”
     
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  7. cbrstar

    cbrstar Gold Member Gold Member

    809
    Sep 7, 2015
    That's an awesome collection. It would be pretty hard to explain a name like Death on Contact to the courts lol.
     
  8. T.L.E. Sharp

    T.L.E. Sharp I support the 3rd amendment! Platinum Member

    Jun 30, 2016
    Try responding with sincere nonsense.

    Person: Why do you need that?

    Me: We have a squirrel problem.

    Person: ...

    It's hard for them to make any sort of argument when the answer sounds genuine, but makes zero sense. It also entertains me. Others I've used:

    Person: Why do you have that knife?

    Me: I enjoy watermelon, but don't like the red part.
    Me: I was locked in a closet once as a boy...
    Me: To open my ziploc sandwich bags.
    Me: I'm a stamp collector.
     
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  9. RBid

    RBid

    Apr 6, 2014
    @cbrstar thank you! My collection is almost complete. I’m about 99 Wayfarer 247s, a Ray Laconico Jasmine, a Laconico EZC, a Laconico Minpin, a Kizer Yorkie (due next year), an Alliance Designs/Laconico EZE, 20 Olamic Buskers, 20 Olamic Swishes, a Liong Mah Eraser, a Koenig Arius, a CKF Morrf5, a CKF Snafu 2.0 (coming next year), and maybe another Wayfarer 247 from done. Once I get those, I’m done buying, for at least a week.
     
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  10. McFeeli

    McFeeli

    Feb 13, 2017

    I’m definitely stealing that watermelon one. That made me chuckle.
     
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  11. needler420

    needler420 Basic Member Basic Member

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    Apr 29, 2011
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  12. RBid

    RBid

    Apr 6, 2014
    @T.L.E. Sharp that is goooolllldddd, sir. I tip my hat to you!
     
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  13. cbrstar

    cbrstar Gold Member Gold Member

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    Sep 7, 2015
    Here in Canada where I live that can land you up to 5 years in prison...I've never understood why they are also illegal in some states.
     
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  14. robgmn

    robgmn

    Oct 30, 2015
    It's an increasingly less rare thing called "stupidity".
     
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  15. cbrstar

    cbrstar Gold Member Gold Member

    809
    Sep 7, 2015
    Me Twirling Butterfly knife...

    Guy: What the! do you know what your doing is illegal?

    Me: It's not a knife, it's an adult fidget spinner that accidentally sometimes cuts people.

    Guy:...I'm calling the cops
     
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  16. ucfgrad93

    ucfgrad93

    372
    Dec 13, 2017
    “I’m a stamp collector”

    Genius!!!
     
  17. Planterz

    Planterz Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 26, 2004
    I live in Arizona. I don't worry about that stuff.
     
  18. Dogdrawz

    Dogdrawz Gold Member Gold Member

    897
    Aug 15, 2016
    Down here, we just made autos (switch blades) legal...so...uum...there's that.
     
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  19. stonproject

    stonproject

    Nov 22, 2013
    I'm pretty tired of explaining my utility knife to police.
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  20. whp

    whp

    Apr 26, 2009
    Please, Sir.
     

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