Matthew Gregory
Chief Executive in charge of Entertainment
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2005
- Messages
- 5,997
Can this knife be thrown? YES*
Can it be shot (as in shot at, not like fired from a gun)? YES**
Can it be shot, from a gun? YES***
Will it hold an edge, for, like, ever? SURE****
What is the warranty? This iteration carries the same ‘No warranty at all’ warranty that’s exclusively available for ALL models of Exactimundo
Will it make me cooler? It’s highly likely that anything will make you cooler, at this point. Squandering $250 for this turd notwithstanding
*by ‘yes’, what I mean is no
**by ‘yes’, I mean yes, but. it’ll then have a hole in it
***by ‘yes’, I mean yes, but we’d all appreciate it if you could show us the gun you’ll use to shoot it out of
****by ‘sure’, I mean no
Can it be shot (as in shot at, not like fired from a gun)? YES**
Can it be shot, from a gun? YES***
Will it hold an edge, for, like, ever? SURE****
What is the warranty? This iteration carries the same ‘No warranty at all’ warranty that’s exclusively available for ALL models of Exactimundo
Will it make me cooler? It’s highly likely that anything will make you cooler, at this point. Squandering $250 for this turd notwithstanding
I'm glad you spoke to the balance point. Could you answer some additional questions? I think it's important to make sure *legitimate* buyers' questions are addressed.
Can this knife be thrown?
Can it be shot (as in shot at, not like fired from a gun)?
Can it be shot, from a gun?
Will it hold an edge, for, like, ever?
What is the warranty?
Will it make me cooler?
If you could address these important details, I'm sure someone would appreciate it.
If you already did I am sure I didn't read the fine details
Thanks,
A concerned Citizen.
Merry Christmas everyone.
*by ‘yes’, what I mean is no
**by ‘yes’, I mean yes, but. it’ll then have a hole in it
***by ‘yes’, I mean yes, but we’d all appreciate it if you could show us the gun you’ll use to shoot it out of
****by ‘sure’, I mean no