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MYOTRONs? are they any good ?
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wolfmann601
Gone, but not forgotton. RIP Ira.
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Go with the ZIGOTRON. The ZIGOTRON is a plasma fueled, semi-electronic stun-gun capable of disabling up to 7,000 attackers at the same time.
The MYOTRON may advertise that it disables for one-half hour, but in reality it only does so while used inside a MALL. If you use the MYOTRON at McDonalds or Burger King, it will only cause slight discomfort or an errection.
There is a new device, the TROLLOTRON, that fires 565 electried darts into multiple attackers up to a distance of 127 feet [exactly]. You can buy the "drug attachment" and have the dart-tips laced with a tranquilizer, but that is an additional $29.95.
I did see one article in Tactical Mall Ninja Magazine [June Edition] that said the MYOTRON was pure garbage. If attacked, you are going to have to rely on training, conditioning, mindset, luck, and a true defensive tool to disable another Human being with evil intentions for 1/2 an hour. The MYOTRON is not your answer.
Welcome to bladeForums. I sure hope you have a sense of humor.....................Ira
OH YEAH, BTW................I did see an advertisement for a CASONOMONOHEMOTRON in a gun magazine but it was a nuclear weapon and you need a "Nuke carry permit" and they are very hard to get. Maybe you should ask about KNIVES around here..........
The MYOTRON may advertise that it disables for one-half hour, but in reality it only does so while used inside a MALL. If you use the MYOTRON at McDonalds or Burger King, it will only cause slight discomfort or an errection.
There is a new device, the TROLLOTRON, that fires 565 electried darts into multiple attackers up to a distance of 127 feet [exactly]. You can buy the "drug attachment" and have the dart-tips laced with a tranquilizer, but that is an additional $29.95.
I did see one article in Tactical Mall Ninja Magazine [June Edition] that said the MYOTRON was pure garbage. If attacked, you are going to have to rely on training, conditioning, mindset, luck, and a true defensive tool to disable another Human being with evil intentions for 1/2 an hour. The MYOTRON is not your answer.
Welcome to bladeForums. I sure hope you have a sense of humor.....................Ira
OH YEAH, BTW................I did see an advertisement for a CASONOMONOHEMOTRON in a gun magazine but it was a nuclear weapon and you need a "Nuke carry permit" and they are very hard to get. Maybe you should ask about KNIVES around here..........
The Tourist
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Wolfie, don't knock the MYOTRON. I had an accidental discharge with one last week doing a tactical reload. It felt as if someone took a Spydie Civilian to my bicep.
