- Ass Pickle
- Peanut-covered Ass-Missile
Both may be used instead of "Sales Person" at my place of employment.
- $hit Magnet
This is my unofficial job title.
- Moose Knuckle
Kinda the same as a "camel toe".
- Glazed Donut
Don't tell me you don't know what that is.
- The Flaming Peso Trick
Involves a stripper, a stack of pesos, a zippo, good running shoes, and a total lack of a conscience.
- Road Apples
Often seen anywhere a horse has passed.