Ode to the CUDA Claw

[Yekim]

She is a fine knife, my CUDA Claw
Not too big, not too small.
THe blade is just under 4",
8-1/2" overall

The action is nice and smooth,
Revealing her toothy Grin
Flicking her open and thumbing her closed,
it feels like a sin.

Her appetite for cutting
is something to admire
cardboard offers no resistance
I can cut till my arms retire

Fit and finish is okay
but one would expect more
For a knife that sells on Knifecenter
For 'round $124

Playing with her can be unsettling to some
Causing remarks of Fear and Awe
"OHMYGAWDWHATTHEHELLISTHAT!!!"
"It is my Camillus CUDA Claw"

YeK

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My Mom carries three knives.
AKTI # A000348

 

[leroys_45]

great poem, but you have WAY too much time on your hands. either that or you're an english major

 

[LarryLuana]

You are toooo much Yek!!

 

[Yekim]

I did that off the top of my head...you should see the stuff I put effort into...

YeK

 

[David Williams]

Nice to see you're getting something out of college

I think your sigline is interesting too.

 

[Tuff]

I used to want one of those. Your making me want one again...

 

[Roadrunner]

Ditto what Tuff said

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Just because I talk to myself does not mean I'm crazy. What's wrong with getting a second opinion?