Pirate Action Figure

Discussion in 'TSETWNDFFAFFUG' started by RyanMalpiede, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. RyanMalpiede


    Oct 5, 1998
    Got to have it!

  2. Keith Montgomery

    Keith Montgomery

    May 9, 2000
    That hook reminds me of a joke I read today.

    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
    you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

    "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

    The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have
    that before."

    "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
    hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

    "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
    you, you had both hands."

    "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
    enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the
    surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

    "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you
    were in here you had both eyes."

    "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
    flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

    "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an
    eye just from some bird sh!t!"

    "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
  3. Melvin-Purvis

    Melvin-Purvis Not a Registered User Staff Member Super Mod

    Jan 14, 2001
    Thank kew KWM, that was funny! :D

  4. RyanMalpiede


    Oct 5, 1998
    (Laughing) :D

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