I once spent the better part of a week visiting my sister-in-law in Bulloch County, GA.
You've never heard of it because even Sherman didn't think it was worth the trouble.
Anyway, at one of the two clubs in town (there are no bars in Bulloch Co. Only private clubs attached to liquor stores. It's complicated.) I got into a conversation with a local that had, not one, but two Bigfoot encounters.
He shut me up and took all my ammo when he said no Bigfoot remains have ever been found and sightings are rare because they are actually water apes that live underwater.
I recall blood coming out of my nose and thinking in very simple, single sylable words for some time after that. I'm not sure how I got out of Georgia or if I fell off my bar stool laughing or if I dreamt the whole thing while aboard an alien spacecraft. All I know is, I had been beaten and I am never going back there. Turpentine Festival or not.