Random Thought Thread

[Freespoolin]

You can keep them all, we'll keep the scorpions and centipedes.

Ha Florida has scorpions as well. We like to collect crazy things down here.

 

[The Amazing Virginian]

Ha Florida has scorpions as well. We like to collect crazy things down here.

Isn't the cockroach the state bird of Florida? And you have those flying cockroaches. A cockroach . . . which will fly right at you! Seen 'em do it. Should be conclusive proof against anyone who doesn't think Satan is real.

 

[Freespoolin]

Yeah we call those palmetto bugs. Dive bomb you when you turn the light on. Best to navigate in the dark. Florida is kinda like Australia except everything is toned down a little.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

You guys should do a Google search for "Florida man" and your birth date and post whatever headline pops up here.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

“Florida man” - steals $500,000 in tequila
- poisons girlfriends cat with amphetamines
- severed hand while lighting fireworks in car

There were quite a few.
Of course, there’s a lot of drinking happening on my birthday... worldwide.

 

[WValtakis]

You guys should do a Google search for "Florida man" and your birth date and post whatever headline pops up here.

 

[moparsbob]

OK, here's what came up for me:

"Florida Man Trying To Kill Demons Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree"

 

[trevitrace]

Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive.

 

[Fonedork]

Florida man arrested, accused of throwing pancake batter at woman who was making dinner.

 

[Richard338]

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from

 

[WValtakis]

Florida man arrested, accused of throwing pancake batter at woman who was making dinner.

Would that be an assault and batter-y charge?

 

[BIGDORK]

Florida man fakes armed robbery attempt to avoid shift at Hardee's

 

[JJ_Colt45]

Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested after hit-and-run, tells cops to ‘Google’ him

 

[Burke]

Here’s mine.

 

[Lorien]

Would that be an assault and batter-y charge?

that makes this all worth it

 

[Freespoolin]

“Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his house”

 

[prom52]

Florida man rides manatee and dares cops to arrest him.......yee haw !

 

[unwisefool]

I'm assuming we just search on month and day, not year?

 

[WValtakis]

I'm assuming we just search on month and day, not year?

Yeah, that's what I did...Florida man hadn't really developed by the time I was born.

 

[SpyderPhreak]

Florida man working on helicopter hit by main rotor and killed...