LF - Keys w/ MAG Solatire
RF = Change, a couple of bills, Vic Officer SAK, Spyderco Delica (for work - not at work a Spyderco Endura of CRKT KFF)
LR = Check book
RR = Wallet & comb
Shirt: Palm and Fisher pen
Coat (carhartt):
L Waist = 3x5 in leather cover, and generally another Fisher (or Parker w/ Fisher refill)
R waist = Scorpion, Streamlight 2aa for regular use (batteries and bulbs less than the Scorpion) CRKT KFF, Solo Lighter.
Belt: Nokia cell (work) pager, Wave
Back pack (briefcases just don't work well for all my "junk.") = a fairly comprehensive first aid kit, water bottle, Spyderco Endura, extra keys, Star Tac (personal phone) files, couple of zipper portfolios, old Camillus stockman, Case Mako. In a pouch - Mini Mag, Supertool, bits, etc (pouch from Jensen,) flasher, and a 4AA LED light (Eveready) and a 2 cell Hubbell light. Probably more stuff, but this is what I find on a quick rummage.
Then of course my truck in in the parking lot....
But I use all frequently, so my wife dosen't even laugh any more.