Shower Knife, really? Who does that!

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by David Mary, Mar 25, 2020.

  1. Mikel_24


    Sep 19, 2007
    Ok, let's step this up a litte bit... who here showers with a loaded shotgun???

    The closest I have been to that is showering with my spearguns...
  2. Houlahound


    Aug 2, 2017
    Potential new member Googled knife forums, this thread comes up. New guy reads it....what happens next?
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  3. cbach8tw

    cbach8tw Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 9, 2006
    I can imagine having a knife nearby, on a shelf or hanging on the towel rack, but not in the shower. Tool, not protection. Less seriously, and a tangent, I know several knives given as groomsmen gifts. So if they have a couple's shower, these could be considered in a "shower." :D
  4. cbach8tw

    cbach8tw Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 9, 2006
    This could end disastrously.
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  5. sabre cat

    sabre cat Basic Member Basic Member

    Jul 4, 2014
    The “sword in hand” comment could be taken more than one way.
  6. DangerZone98


    Dec 7, 2019
    If self-defense is solely the concern, check out Cold Steel’s FGX series. These knives are “plastic fantastic” and won’t cut like any of your fancy Sebenzas, but they should punch through clothing and human skin just fine (I don’t condone violence and everyone is accountable for their actions). With these items, you don’t have to worry about rust.
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  7. Man with no name

    Man with no name

    Jun 24, 2015
    Cold Steel FGX Push Knife, the large one. You never know when it could save your skin, literally!
  8. HopalongCassidy


    Sep 22, 2019
    No. But I do have a pistol in the cabinet next to the shower.
    And I have seen Psycho.
  9. MeritedEdge


    Jan 3, 2018
    I shower with a dive knife strapped to my leg in case of sewer shark attack.
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  10. David Mary

    David Mary Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 23, 2015
    I've never tried to scrape glue off my hands with a baseball bat.

    Well, no... not for the OP, anyway.

    I thought it was gators?
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  11. MeritedEdge


    Jan 3, 2018

    Dang. Forgot about the gators. Time to shop for a second shower/dive knife.
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  12. PirateSeulb


    Jun 6, 2017
    Sounds like a small dog if it is only $20/month or I need to find where you get your dog food I spend over $40/month on just the regular food not including treats for my dog who barks and almost anyone who comes onto our property.

    No shower knife for me I have slipped in the shower too much if I had a shower knife I would probably just hurt myself. I could see having on in the bathroom but still of such limited use I am more likely to just carry one into the bathroom for any use and take it back out with me.
  13. Buck Razor

    Buck Razor Gold Member Gold Member

    Apr 25, 2019
    I once read on a watch forum of a guy who said he had a dive watch that he wore only when he showered and then he would change out after toweling off. So I guess I could see the concept of a shower knife but I really don't have any Ninja problems in my neighborhood. :D
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  14. David Mary

    David Mary Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 23, 2015
    None that you can see! ;)
  15. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    Well thanks a lot you bastards...with all this extra time to spend on the internet sitting around the house, you all had to come up with a whole new category of knives to buy.

    Now I need a shower knife.
    And I'll then end up with more than one, so I'll have to figure out my SKR (Shower Knife Rotation)...

    Will it (they) be useful?
    Nope, but it ain't really about utility, is it? :D
  16. David Mary

    David Mary Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 23, 2015
    What have I done:oops:
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  17. allenC


    Jun 18, 2000
    "I honestly think a baseball bat would be a better option. If home defense is the objective."

    Nope, my bathroom is too small to swing a baseball bat or a sword.

    But a 12" machete would certainly be feasible.
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  18. Velitrius

    Velitrius Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    Used to have one... things got all soapy while I was playing with it and I dropped it. Danger ensued.

    So I quit showering. I would spray my smellier parts with Lysol spray and wipe down with Clorox wipes.

    But those cleaning products are no longer available, so alas it's back to the shower I go.

    Guess I'll just have to sharpen my Poop Spoon into a Shower Knife, a la prison shank of sorts.

    Any help in this endeavor would be much appreciated.
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  19. timberweasel

    timberweasel Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Jan 5, 2011
    For the sake of personal security, I just started showering with a small team of Evil Lady Ninjas. It can get kind of crowded in there, and sometimes it's like, "Which one of y'all pulled my (...)" ****Content Censored**** (...) thereby creating a good seal around my nose and mouth regardless of the extra weight on my shoulders.

    Thanks, Evil Lady Ninjas! :thumbsup:

    I dunno what kind of knives they carry, though.
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  20. ferider

    ferider Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 20, 2018
    My two Cane Corsos are usually right there when I shower. No need, no pocket, no knife :)
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