Shower Knife, really? Who does that!

Bigfattyt said:
I don't shower with a knife....


But there is nearly always a handgun (under a towel) and often a sharp knife next to it.... right next to the shower...
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Yes Sir, every shower I make a stack on the top of the toilet in this order: knife and gun, then clothes, then towel on top of those.
They're in the order I'd prefer to use them in and it keeps the water off 'em, but they're there if I need them.
Knives also come in handy when your girlfriend can't squeeze a pimple out, you get her to use the needle point on one of your knives to pierce it first.
How much ya trust ya lady? Easiest way to find out if she's a back stabber or a pain reliever.

All jokes aside a big ass dog is the best defense for being caught unaware. They'll smell 'em and hear 'em before they even make it to the door.
 
Anyone hide a knife in their toilet tank? If you ever get caught in the head completely unprepared. The toilet lid makes a good weapon.
 
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