All right dadgummit, y'all asked for it, listen up Duck.
One day a mouse was walking down the road when he heard a plaintive cry for help coming from a hole out in the middle of a field. He ran over and looked down the hole, and there was a mule who had apparently stumbled across the hole and fallen in. The mouse said, "now look here, I'm too little to pull you up out of there". The mule said, "no problem, my corvette's parked by the road, the keys are in it, and there's some rope in the trunk. Back it up over here and you can pull me out". Every thing went without a hitch, and the mule was very grateful, promising to repay the favor if he ever had the chance.
Well, wouldn't you know it, months later the mule is walking down the same road when this time he hears a cry for help. It's none other than the mouse, and he's fallen into the very same hole the mule had fallen into months earlier. Says the mouse, "hey man, back your corvette over here and pull me out would you". "Sorry, I sold the corvette just the other day", says the mule. The mule ponders for a moment and says, "hey, I've got an idea, I'm going to lower you something and you grab on, I'll get you out of there". At that the mule lowered his prodigious "male appendage", the mouse grabbed on, and was safely pulled out of his predicament.
Moral of the story; if you're hung like a mule you don't need a corvette.
Don't say I didn't warn y'all
Sarge
