Murph, you're NOT alone, I carry way too much crap! Cargo pants for the win.
I'd better categorize the contents a little
Left cargo:
Leatherman Juice c2 (old version)
tools keychain: (peanut lighter, widgy tool, p-38 canopener safetied with surgical tubing, backup keychain flashlight)
world's largest hanky
Left butt pocket:
waterproof notepad with neato rulers on it
Left front:
cellphone (when it's not broken)
Right front:
skelemag (scaleless magua--well used in kydex pocket sheath)
keys -- gotta reduce this tangle
change? really? yeah, wanted to be honest
Right butt pocket:
wallet, which contains:
zebra F-301 compact with slightly sprung clip
card with duct tape
card wound with decoy cable
a few flosser/toothpick things
Right cargo pocket:
Zippo in leather pouch to protect it.
bic
streamlight microstream, usually clipped in
Also, my old Wenger watch on a "weaving over threes" watchband
and my official Barlow bracelet.