It'd be nice to know how much detail one could go into without an obscure chance of retroactive prosecution.
I can tell you that the plans for a molotov coctail detailed in "Steal This Book" really work.
And if you're running from a security guard after vandalizing a construction site, and you run through someone's back yard to get away, try to make sure first that they don't have a dog.
Some cars have silent alarms sensitive enough to go off and alert the sleeping owner if you don't even touch the car, just spray paint it.
If no one saw you, and you didn't leave any traceable evidence, they won't know who to go after. So you can do it again.
Some people are kind enough to punk kids to leave nice heavy objects laying around in their lawn specifically so punk kids can throw said objects through the house's windows.
Toilet paper, once wrapped around trees, burns really quickly, and isn't easy to put it out. The best thing to do is vacate the scene and let professionals deal with the fire. No, they do not need your assistance, and if you stick around you'll probably just get in their way, so you may as well just leave, quickly.
If you shoot a cow with a BB gun, it will make a very amusing noise, and jump straight up into the air.
If you're drunk, sitting on the hood of a jeep, holding a BB rifle, on a dirt road, and the driver's drunk too, it's easy to fall off (and scratch your gun).
When you get up close, cows are really, really big. And they run really, really fast. And they don't like to be spraypainted.
People get mad if you walk on their cars or detonate explosives on their windshield, and it's best not to stick around, no matter how priceless the look on their face is.
Fire department inspectors won't necessarily believe what you tell them, and sometimes police officers will believe lying "witnesses" over those directly involved who actually have better and more direct knowledge of what happened.
Sometimes cops will lie to you in order to make it easier for them to arrest you. And arrest reports aren't always 100% factual or accurate either.
No matter how crazy or adventurous you are, there's always someone crazier, and it's fun to watch them do sh!t you would never do.
Hanging out with trouble makers is dangerous and is likely to get you into trouble, but goddamn it's fun.
Fire is your friend.
I never got caught for anything I ran from, and everytime I did get caught, it was because I sat around like a dumbass. If you've done something for which you do not want to get caught, and someone is coming to catch you, just fukking run! If you know what you're doing and where you're going, or are good at improvising, you can find a better place to be.
Sometimes they'll be sneaky too.
If questioned by someone who thinks you may have done something they didn't like, lying and blaming someone else can save you a well-deserved ass-kicking.
If you see or hear them coming, get rid of the evidence. You might be able to pick it up later, but even if you can't, it's better than getting caught with it.
Making the news or newspaper should be a source of pride, especially if they don't know who you are.
Even if you think they've already got you, don't give them any more rope to hang you with. Lie, lie, lie.
Whatever you've done, no matter how well you pulled it off, however proud you may be, shut your goddam mouth and don't tell anyone. Talking has gotten more people into more trouble than doing.
Homemade bombs don't always go off as planned, but you should still expect that they will and take proper precautions.
There was also this girl, once (okay, way more than once), who brought me a heavy, metal chain whip to hit her with. Left ****ing welts. It was a little bit beyond my comprehension, but she totally dug it, and that's a huge understatement. I had to let her go, but if she were allowed to have two complaints, one would be that I didn't beat her enough.
Whatever's going on, adding lots of drugs and alcohol can make it a whole lot stranger.
Do not, under any circumstances, go to sleep with your garage door open or leave your car unlocked or windows rolled down, not even an inch or two. Someone could very easily light a bottle rocket off in your car, or take a bicycle out of your garage, ride a half a mile down the street, and light it on fire in the back of someone else's pickup truck.
Elaborate Xmas decorations may look pretty when you go to sleep, but when you wake up they could be gone, burned, otherwise mutilated, in your living room, or have pentagrams spraypainted on them.
If your girl's into it, the handle of a dagger can be used, um, creatively, but be careful not to cut your hand on the other end.
Even cheap knives can do their job on tires and paint jobs.
If you leave your life size three holed sex doll in the canyon, where someone can find it, don't be too surprised if they decapitate it and urinate on it.
Maybe I'll add more later.
Please note that all of the lessons learned above involve hypothetical scenarios and events which never took place, involving people who never existed, and no person, livestock, housepets, innocent, or LEO was hurt, damaged, injured, informed, paid off, or consulted. Beyond that, if anyone has a problem, be it personal, legal, religious, or moral, with anything mentioned above, you can eat my pussy-