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Ok, with this new forum we have the opportunity to have some discussions that we've tiptoed around in the past. Deviant behavior, crimes we've committed or knew about, random acts of extreme bad judgement. Who's game? What are you willing to discuss? If you're up for it, start a thread or two and let's get talking.
 
1. Tequila
2. A Handgun
No injury (physical or emotional) or property damage involved, but just barely.
 
How about random acts of vandalism as a juvenile? I'll start this one off. Backpedal back to 1975; I was 16 and had just gotten my drivers license. My buddies and I decided to go out and get wasted and shoot out a bunch of car windows. Had a contest to see who could shoot out the most windows on parked cars while we were driving by. I held the record at the time we quit with 7 cars in a row. Did you know that a BB hitting the side window causes the entire window to just fall out? No little hole; the window simply falls out. Not like the windshield, which is tempered safety glass.

Man, we were stupid and lucky to not get caught!
 
How about premeditated stupidity?
Back in highschool,(80-84) my friends and I had this thing for homemade bombs. The little ones were nothing more than big firecrackers. We would take various sized co2 canisters, pack them with black powder, pack the wading and wick in real tight, light and run like hell as little bits of metal fly through the trees around you. The big ones involved pipes, black powder, steel wool and a battery. You use your imagination. My friend got burned “fairly” bad when he was trying to make an improved smoke bomb. We were very luck on that one.
 
I've done a couple of really stupid things. Im afraid to post it tho! Wonder what the statute of limitations is...
 
Ya oughta see what a flare cut up and the sulfur piled up with an aerosol can on top looks like when it 'splodes....
Nice little mushroom cloud, kinda like a mini A-bomb!
Nobody hurt, no property damage...(well ya gotta discount the hole in the ground) had to run when the firemen came to check it out though!:rolleyes:
 
Went to pick up a friend from work one friday night. He was closing down the gas station in a very big strip mall, ajoining a main boulevard, when another friend came in. We sat out in his car drinking Canadian Club, till the bright idea hit us. Seeing as he had just come back from archery practice, we went to the nearby store, purchased a large economy, Butane refill can. We taped this to an arrow, taped an M80 to the can. We waited till the traffic was flowing good, I lit the M80 on the arrow of the drawn bow, the other guy released it. We watched as the stream of sparks from the fuse dissapeared upward. Finaly there was a small "crack", or pop, but before dissapointment could set in, a fireball, 30-50' in diameter appeared. Scared the sh1t outta us. Traffic on Garden Grove Blvd., came screeching to a halt, with about five collisions. We beat feet.
Fortunately, no one was hurt in the traffic accidents, if you don't count the monetary loss. Very stupid.
There was talk of UFO's the next day, as well as other wild stories.:eek:
 
similar story
it involved a roadflare,a propane tank, a 30-06 and a 500 acre strip mine. one shot one kill and a huge fireball .
no injurys
but what a bang
 
Man, I was an angel compared to some of you!

Never caused my parents sleepless nights, just gray hair.
 
Have you ever burned down a crack house? Well lets just say I know someone who did. I dont think the statute of limitations is up on that one....
 
Ren, no, I have never done that. However, I think it's a good idea,especially if the landlord won't evict, or the crackheads own the place. Best if they're in it at the time. JMO.:eek:
 
I don't know what it is called but I believe it is pronounced... Menage a trois :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Hello all, my first time...
Various acts of vandalism, breaking windows bum rushing stores, drunkenly attempting to fight ten guys just myself and a buddy (but I totally punked them out...mary's...they actually got scared..he,he)
Random run ins with the law some my fault some not (back in the teenage years)
Sleeping with friends ! two sloppy drunken messes knockin boots and regreting it (somewhat)
Lots of nudity (if ya ask when I'm drunk I undress very quickly)
Playboying, hustling, etc. still waiting to enter the porn industry (no, really)
Ahhh, those were the days...actually some werer just yesterday weren't they ?
 
1. Spraypaint cans, matches, and a pellet gun in a State forest. Place lit match under paint can, shoot with pellet gun. Boom!!! Big mushroom cloud or a flying missle. Depends on where you hit the can.

2. I used to work at a liqour store at the age of 18. I closed the store by myself on Fridays. Boss was a prick. Before I quit I had all my friends show up and I gave away free cases of beer. Told boss I was robbed. He totally bought it. 15 cases of beer and a few cases of JD gone. I was a hit at the party that night.
 
Gee I was pretty tame. Some things come to mind. Ya gotta understand these happened nearly 30 years ago. I'm a law abiding productive member of society now.

Road trip in a '69 Roadrunner with 1000 tabs of LSD.
Being under surveillance by the Feds for hanging out with a gun runner.
3 ladies in 24 hours.
1 lady 9 times. (no not in the above 24 hours)
Standing on the roof of a house downtown nekkid
Setting off a stink bomb made in the chemistry lab at a high school basketball game. (this one kinda got out of hand, evacuations involved)
Various explosive devices
Going 60 miles on I-85 in about 30 minutes.

Steve
 
Bagged 3 girls in one day without any of them finding out about the other, which was (so I thought at the time) pretty impressive. Past that, nothing more than the usual black powder bombs (take off lid, drill a hole in the cap, run a fuse in, reattach, light and flee), firing buckshot at birds after school from 4 feet away (bird, what bird?), other really immature things at the time.

Kevin
 
It'd be nice to know how much detail one could go into without an obscure chance of retroactive prosecution.

I can tell you that the plans for a molotov coctail detailed in "Steal This Book" really work.

And if you're running from a security guard after vandalizing a construction site, and you run through someone's back yard to get away, try to make sure first that they don't have a dog.

Some cars have silent alarms sensitive enough to go off and alert the sleeping owner if you don't even touch the car, just spray paint it.

If no one saw you, and you didn't leave any traceable evidence, they won't know who to go after. So you can do it again.

Some people are kind enough to punk kids to leave nice heavy objects laying around in their lawn specifically so punk kids can throw said objects through the house's windows.

Toilet paper, once wrapped around trees, burns really quickly, and isn't easy to put it out. The best thing to do is vacate the scene and let professionals deal with the fire. No, they do not need your assistance, and if you stick around you'll probably just get in their way, so you may as well just leave, quickly.

If you shoot a cow with a BB gun, it will make a very amusing noise, and jump straight up into the air.

If you're drunk, sitting on the hood of a jeep, holding a BB rifle, on a dirt road, and the driver's drunk too, it's easy to fall off (and scratch your gun).

When you get up close, cows are really, really big. And they run really, really fast. And they don't like to be spraypainted.

People get mad if you walk on their cars or detonate explosives on their windshield, and it's best not to stick around, no matter how priceless the look on their face is.

Fire department inspectors won't necessarily believe what you tell them, and sometimes police officers will believe lying "witnesses" over those directly involved who actually have better and more direct knowledge of what happened.

Sometimes cops will lie to you in order to make it easier for them to arrest you. And arrest reports aren't always 100% factual or accurate either.

No matter how crazy or adventurous you are, there's always someone crazier, and it's fun to watch them do sh!t you would never do.

Hanging out with trouble makers is dangerous and is likely to get you into trouble, but goddamn it's fun.

Fire is your friend.

I never got caught for anything I ran from, and everytime I did get caught, it was because I sat around like a dumbass. If you've done something for which you do not want to get caught, and someone is coming to catch you, just fukking run! If you know what you're doing and where you're going, or are good at improvising, you can find a better place to be.

Sometimes they'll be sneaky too.

If questioned by someone who thinks you may have done something they didn't like, lying and blaming someone else can save you a well-deserved ass-kicking.

If you see or hear them coming, get rid of the evidence. You might be able to pick it up later, but even if you can't, it's better than getting caught with it.

Making the news or newspaper should be a source of pride, especially if they don't know who you are.

Even if you think they've already got you, don't give them any more rope to hang you with. Lie, lie, lie.

Whatever you've done, no matter how well you pulled it off, however proud you may be, shut your goddam mouth and don't tell anyone. Talking has gotten more people into more trouble than doing.

Homemade bombs don't always go off as planned, but you should still expect that they will and take proper precautions.

There was also this girl, once (okay, way more than once), who brought me a heavy, metal chain whip to hit her with. Left ****ing welts. It was a little bit beyond my comprehension, but she totally dug it, and that's a huge understatement. I had to let her go, but if she were allowed to have two complaints, one would be that I didn't beat her enough.

Whatever's going on, adding lots of drugs and alcohol can make it a whole lot stranger.

Do not, under any circumstances, go to sleep with your garage door open or leave your car unlocked or windows rolled down, not even an inch or two. Someone could very easily light a bottle rocket off in your car, or take a bicycle out of your garage, ride a half a mile down the street, and light it on fire in the back of someone else's pickup truck.

Elaborate Xmas decorations may look pretty when you go to sleep, but when you wake up they could be gone, burned, otherwise mutilated, in your living room, or have pentagrams spraypainted on them.

If your girl's into it, the handle of a dagger can be used, um, creatively, but be careful not to cut your hand on the other end.

Even cheap knives can do their job on tires and paint jobs.

If you leave your life size three holed sex doll in the canyon, where someone can find it, don't be too surprised if they decapitate it and urinate on it.

Maybe I'll add more later.

Please note that all of the lessons learned above involve hypothetical scenarios and events which never took place, involving people who never existed, and no person, livestock, housepets, innocent, or LEO was hurt, damaged, injured, informed, paid off, or consulted. Beyond that, if anyone has a problem, be it personal, legal, religious, or moral, with anything mentioned above, you can eat my pussy-
 

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Ok, I'll bite. But only two...

1. I banged two chics after work that were co-workers, but they wouldn't touch each other. NOT A PROBLEM! I dated one of them, and the other ended up being her best friend. I am still friends with both of these girls, and they are now friends of my wife. I wonder if we could......NOPE...I ain't even gonna try. My wife would kill me for thinking it.

2. My best friend moved in with me for a few months when he and his wife split up, and I was wrong, but in that time I ended up(this is NO ****) banging his wife, his girl friend, his little sister, and his sister in law. I swear that sounds like a pile of ****, but it is the honest truth. Anyway, he knew about his sister, and his sister in law, and eventually he and his wife made amends and she confessed about me, and he and I haven't talked in years because of that. I wonder if he ever found out about his girlfriend.
 
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