Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[A.L.]

What the heck is this thing?.. ooooh, it's a survival knife I get it now!

 

[K.O.D.]

What the heck is this thing?.. ooooh, it's a survival knife I get it now!

A lot of "survival" knives out there. None seem to be designed for surviving idiocy though...

 

[SteelJunkee]

What the heck is this thing?.. ooooh, it's a survival knife I get it now!

One illiterate would wonder

A lot of "survival" knives out there. None seem to be designed for surviving idiocy though...

I you survive with this, you can survive with ANYTHING

Wow! Do the scales come in any other color besides Turd? Love the jimping inside the finger choil, pure genius

No, only available in T... Color for camouflage reasons

Is that sharpening stone even the right shape for sharpening this phenomenal ?blade?

Well, it's free...

here's another bright idea.

 

[Aias]

Looks like sweet camping kit to me. Perfect knives for the little ones.

Actually, I’ve used these camping several times... they are very handy. I have the tactical black though

 

[cbrstar]

This might already be in this thread but if it is it deserves another mention because it's a Close Quarter Combat knife with a cord/seat belt cutter. Now you can fight Spiderman with just one knife instead of stopping mid-fight to dig out your cord cutter to break free from the webs!

I kinda feel like both of these are just cheap copies of more expensive knives. The top kinda looks like a Spyderco, and the bottom a Buck.

 

[monster]

The spikes are there in case the handle breaks, you have to hold it by the blade and use the spikes to poke the eyes out of the person assaulting you.

 

[SteelJunkee]

I thought It was to use the knife as divining rod to find water.

 

[Night Rider]

Yes it is a divining rod attachment to find water so you can catch fish to eat with the 6 feet of fishing line and 2 barbless hooks.

 

[K.O.D.]

Only $1500 at BHQ!

 

[Mecha]

Only $1500 at BHQ!

Ya but what does it look like when it's opened all the way?

 

[Monofletch]

Think of an m4 or M390 Mutilator!!! I don’t suppose it runs on bearings....

 

[monster]

This knife could save your life one day! You’re walking along and a poisonous snake bites your pinky finger, out comes this knife, open the knife close it on your pinky finger severing the infected body part and presto no more problems!

 

[Mechanical Advantage]

Only $1500 at BHQ!

In another thread I mentioned how I hate all these ugly knives making it to market, and this is a perfect example. I know that everyone's opinion of what looks good/bad is different, and if I don't like something then I don't have to buy it, but I'm sorry - just because some jackwagon has an idea and the means to produce it, doesn't make it a good design. It's like some people don't have honest friends to tell them when something sucks.

But that's just my opinion, after all.

 

[SteelJunkee]

In another thread I mentioned how I hate all these ugly knives making it to market, and this is a perfect example. I know that everyone's opinion of what looks good/bad is different, and if I don't like something then I don't have to buy it, but I'm sorry - just because some jackwagon has an idea and the means to produce it, doesn't make it a good design. It's like some people don't have honest friends to tell them when something sucks.

But that's just my opinion, after all.

The blade need a little adjustment, thats all ... But still my concern is not "if I like it or not", but the price... Must be a typo or it`s in Rupees ...

 

[K.O.D.]

And the angle of the blade to the handle makes me wonder how do you cut anything?

 

[Lapedog]

And the angle of the blade to the handle makes me wonder how do you cut anything?

What do you mean it cuts fine, cuts your chequing account balance.

 

[K.O.D.]

What do you mean it cuts fine, cuts your chequing account balance.

You make a good point. I'll take it!

 

[Cobalt]

These are more TACTIFUGLY but they fit TACTILOL as well.

 

[cbrstar]

The spikes are there in case the handle breaks, you have to hold it by the blade and use the spikes to poke the eyes out of the person assaulting you.

They are actually so you can use the knife as a grappling hook. Imagine trusting your life to that piece of junk as you scale a 30 ft wall

 

[stuff_things]

RMK's are frequent flyers on threads like this. Just happened to see this one pop up on ig just minute after re-visiting this post. Finger choil? Na, it's a fist choil.

Hard to believe he's from Colorado. Must be puffing on herb he finds in drainage ditches.